fr sports have taught me that parasocial relationships don’t have to be positive so lemme tell you about my personal enemies

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

obsessed with the habs top line winning awards for Most Responsible and Best Good Boy meanwhile their rookie goalie is biting people

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

when you see a font that looks nice but you gotta hit it with the árvíztűrő tükörfúrógép first

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature

me and the persistent phantom guilt that clings to my aura like wet laundry

I think a crucial cultural difference between f1 and motogp fanbase on tumblr is it's almost taboo to gif crashes and drivers walking out disoriented while motogp fans are like here's when marq almost died and where's when he slid on bare concrete for 100ft and here's when he blew his dick off

I used to drag people that were obsessed with sports and now my mood for the week depends on a bunch of silly grown men chasing a puck.