each of us can wear one half of the heart

There's something very bisexual about a USB c charger

we are running out of posts

if you've ever applied for a job you deserve 50 million dollars in financial compensation

youll click it right? put your cursor over the button and click it! click it and log out of tumblr!

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

very telling that even if you’re not allowed to view content related to self harm/suicide/eating disorders due to not giving up your ID on the uk internet you will still be shown relentless ads for weight loss drugs and fad diets showing unrealistic/AI generated bodies and unhealthy methods and time frames for weight loss that can only be achieved by starvation. oh and also so so many gambling ads. relentless ads for gacha and gambling services. almost like it’s not actually about protecting kids at all or something

Happy Smallpox Eradication Day

What is up with lefty types pushing to learn practical skills (sewing/gardening/etc whatever) as like "you'll need to know this after The Revolution:tm:" and not, like, "this is a useful skill to help yourself & others in your communities Right Now". You all sound like doomsday preppers and it's weirding me out. We don't have to prep for communist rapture maybe thee revolution starts with helping your neighbors

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.