each of us can wear one half of the heart

Scott Pilgrim vs.the World (2010) dir. Edgar Wright

Yoshitomo Nara

Outlines of two alligators that slept through the rain.

Editorial illustrations for a conference discussing AI’s impact on communities.

A collection of Moroccan doors

"when all the stars were falling" (2007), sad bear

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

you shut your mouth.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao

I love posting about this silly guy

My signature is worth negative 2 dollars and 82 cents.

so sorry but no, fanfics don't count (even if they're novel length). you can define "read" however you'd like -- physcial book, ebook, audiobook, etc. and it's up to you whether you count dnfs!