I'm Jodie!

the only essential oil is olive

i don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about it like a sleeper agent

*Calls out, “Hey, king. Are you single?” to the vaguely humanoid creature lurking at the base of the stairs*

can you imagine tumblr when the queen dies. its gonna be like superhell night.

just because she's single now doesn't mean she's gonna fuck you

Not shaving and not wearing make up are literally nonbehaviors. They’re a complete lack of action. But doing nothing is considered masculine because women are not allowed to just be. this goes double for trans women.

reblog this version because transmisogynists don’t know how to fuck off.

Apparently when my grandma first came to America she didn’t know what a raccoon was and assumed it was a fucked up cat and adopted it. I just imagine this 13 yr old girl with a heavy Eastern European accent being like “this is my cat, Petr. He is not very friendly”

Omg

another way tumblr is winning the social media platform war right now is that the ads hosted on this website are absolutely indistinguishable from regular shit posts so it’s not ruining my scrolling experience at all