weird and needy

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

[ID: Tiktok screenshot of blooming lilacs with text reading "Just a little something to take the edge off". End ID.]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about

not to come on too strong but I've been fantasizing about napping with you ever since we first met

I'm a sucker for a good "you think you're in one horror subgenre but it's actually a different horror subgenre". character struggling to accept that maybe demons are tormenting them suddenly finds out it's actually aliens. trope of all time tbh