||| Giuseppina |||

procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due

vampire stake to the heart wont work if your tits are big enough

Yeah, you just catch it

Nah nah nah, deflects it. Stake? Just bounces right off. Done. Back to doing hot girl shit.

Then I just use a spear instead.

you are trying so hard to kill a vampire with big bazongas and for what. why would you do that to the ecosystem

Maybe my life wouldn't be better if I had magic powers but I'd at least have different, sexier problems.

im in tears 😂😂😂😂😂

The biggest scam your brain is telling you is that everybody else is human and allowed to make mistakes but that you yourself have to be perfect and flawless to deserve their company

I’m a creep LMFAOOO I’m a weirdo LOL

I’m a creep LMFAOOO I’m a weirdo LOL

ok that's awesome

where’s that comic where the guy takes the book on how to make a million dollars over a million dollars, and the book just says “shoulda taken the million bucks”

*spends all of my time alone* perfect! but why am i crazy

can you imagine if coronavirus happened in like 2013. this site would be like "ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS TODAY YOU ARE GOING TO DO A LEARN ABOUT ~SOCIAL DISTANCING~"