The Soft Side of the Moon

ever since i was a child ive had a headache

in the beginning, the trump assassination attempts were spaced by twenty four weeks. then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. the last one, at the white house, was a week. in four days we could be seeing a trump assassination attempt every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. we should witness a double event within seven days,

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

girl nothing is ever gonna be all the way together just enjoy the bits and pieces #yourfragments

Find me. I'm like pages. You gotta find me. Woah mama

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

if infinite monkeys on typewriters will eventually write shakespeare then surely 100 million americans with pistols will eventually successfully assassinate the us president