jinvester

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

genuinely sickening to think about how men pop up out of holes in the ground and you have to swing a mallet and hit them over the head to get them to stop

my dead wife. the ad free internet

watching dreamily recorded footage of a web forum from 2003

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

all roads lead to road dude. and when in road do as the rodents do.

all roads lead to road dude. and when in road do as the rodents do.

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

oh this was about someone specific

today i offered nothing. good night everyone!!!

zendaya wearing real 3000-year old ancient iranian earrings with no known track of provenance to the odyssey premiere. nasty work. even worse than the kim kardashian marilyn dress to me. they could have promoted modern greek jewelry designers but chose to do this instead. very tacky at best. especially in this geopolitical climate

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them