*✩･Jin_Bark0u･✩*

level 1 my beloved.....

Reminder?! How was I ever supposed to know this?!

This never stops being hilarious

For those of you still figuring it out: THIS ISN’T A SCREENSHOT, ITS A FUCKING PAINTING.

HOLY SHIT

Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

Source?

tumblr user @weirdoughnut you’re an artist and a lover. i have so much respect

please pleasse PLEASE come interact with this post we have radioactive girldick and mutated boypussy and highly corrosive gnc ass. you know u want to

This post is my friend. This post could be your friend, too, if you let it.

Join us… Welcome the two follower celebration… You are safe here, child.

Welcome to 10k everyone!

Catch my standing on a podium with my little trumpet waiting for 11k

at 11k notes venn gets fancy gold inlays along their podium and a beanbag chair

at 20k they get a second set of lungs

at 50k its. a little bugle boy who’ll play a little trumpet with them. cookie clicker style advancements

this is not a game to me. this is a deathmatch

there are two ways one may receive flowers in their lifetime: a lover, from dear friend; and a soldier, upon their grave. ceaseless your contempt may be, but please, lay down your arms so that i may wrap mine around you

man, what am i even gonna do when you lay down that shit! I lay my weapon down at your feet doughnut.

i remember when homer patting the couch was the end of this post. it is still ingrained in me as tho it were the end, thus making me breathe a sigh of relief every time i see him. “oh it is my friend homer.” my simple feeble brain says “he is letting me know i am free of the post.” and yet it continues. by typing yhis out and reblogging i have made it worse. i have contributed to the hell i am trapped within

omg this is amazing

I was shrimping 🦐

SHRUMPED

still fucks me up what a bad rap coyotes get in peoples eyes. like ive talked to people who  see em as like. gross pests who should be culled. theyre literally just as cool as wolves just a lil smaller and less confident. i love them with all my heart to balance out all the coyote haters out there, coyotes rule theyre doing great

this post was so fucking funny I literally was just like “I like coyotes I think they’re cool” and so many people fucking hated it. Shut up I’m trying. To enjoy animal