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If you could instantly be granted fluency in 5 languages—not taking away your existing language proficiency in any way, solely a gain—what 5 would you choose?

i dont hear much abt asian zodiacs??? anyways im year of the dragon how bout yall

the most wholesome thing about Data is that he cannot understand cruelty. Not even when its supposed to be a joke.

I love how absolutely affronted Data is by Geordi’s suggestion. “That is my cat you are talking about, Geordi!”

my tired star-trek focused brain just spit out “bones mccoy putting in a request w the federation to have a fish tank installed in the med bay and he fills it with koi fish. when asked he’d say ‘i’m dr McCoy and these are my McKois’” and i haven’t stopped crying

in an attempt to appeal to the pathos of my potential employers, i wrote my resume using the same format a no-kill shelter would use to describe a geriatric dog

i am a gentle, mild-mannered young man looking for a forever job to spend the rest of my years in. though i may not be the most talented and versatile person on the job market, i’m the perfect employee for someone out there, and that someone just might be you(r company)!

I’m a very special girl who has captured the hearts of all our volunteers, but just keeps getting overlooked when it comes to that forever boss to call my own! Could it be you? I can use Excel and the toilet. Vaccinated.  

I’m a bright-eyed, versatile working girl with lots of potential and trainability! I might be a little hardheaded at first, but I am very food motivated so if you train me with treat rewards I’ll do anything you ask! I’m up to date on all of my certifications and my favorite toy is a peanut butter kong! Will you be my forever boss?

Everyone except Will has a -10 and disadvantage on Insight checks

Horikoshi has one (1) ship dynamic and that's introverts and loud himbos