OPEN SPACE

Ok but I’d the second dude like…a vampire? Because my straight ass is bewitched.

Okay but he DOES actually sound very suspiciously like Trevor or Alucard from Castlevania

Sir speaks in cursive

Dude got taken to the cleaners by the demon of LUST

Imagine getting roasted by The Old God of Fuckin

The best thing I ever overheard was when I walked past a jewellers in Bath (posh town in England, Austen’s burden) and there was a group of three very posh women looking in at the window, and I heard one of them say “I don’t understand crucifixes. Don’t they know that diamonds exist?” and I just about died.

I never thought about the fact that these ma were loud af

My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly

you might have face blindness king

you know it’s time to go to bed when the existential crisis strolls in

if it’s the middle of the night and you suddenly hate yourself because you don’t read enough or your job sucks or you’re single or gender continues to happen or you gained weight or whatever is knocking on your… brain door? at ass o'clock at night, that is your brain saying it’s time to go the fuck to sleep, the crisis can come back during business hours

I will reblog this automaton every single time I see it because I adore it and you cannot stop me.

@elodieunderglass

Something i’m pondering at the moment is the idea of mechanism with motion, first set in motion 250-ish years ago, that can still move.

this roast is so good it reached into the future and dragged movies that weren’t even in development yet

Hot take: directors watched it and collectively refused to cast Englishman in future Robin Hood roles just so this joke can live on forever.