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I’ve had a tumblr for 4 years what the fuck am I doing with my life 

chuckles darkly

The funniest thing you can add to any piece of media is a boy detective. Breaking Bad needed a 13 year old child who goes around looking for clues to the caper and whatnot.

Hank

"It's like Cookie Run but more killing" - my 7 year old niece

7 year old niece that has only played cookie run starting elden ring: getting a lot of cookie run vibes from this

me if i was lobsta 🦞 monday

I bet Mario pipes is The really cozy if you're a pirana plant

That's how these crabs breathe! Flowing water has more oxygen, so doing this allows their gills to take more oxygen. Underwater you wouldn't notice, but the water here is at just the right depth to make a it look like a cute water fountain! ==:)

party rockers in their bed tonight. every body just have a good night