Whore D’Oeuvre?

little brother won’t stop calling the ice cream maker a reverse microwave

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

If you close your eyes right before the rat hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.

my little pony heritage post

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

Never go to Baltimore that place radiates an evil energy that turns trans girls evil iykyk

please explain how im evil?

I can't explain it but I've met many trans people from many different states and for some reason specifically every trans woman I've known well who's from Maryland or more specifically the Baltimore area is just kinda evil and terrible to the people closest to them. I don't know why. I think it has something to do with the air down there. If you live in/near Baltimore I'm conflicted whether to tell you to get out of there as fast as possible so you don't absorb more of the evil, or to stay there so you don't inflict the evil onto the queer and trans communities of other states. I think what you gotta do is get the fuck outta there as fast as possible but then don't date anyone for like, 5 years. Until the evil is drained out of you. To be clear the evil isn't because you're a trans woman, it's because you're from Baltimore.

your definition of "evil" is vibes based and makes no sense. you're generalizing and labeling an entire demographic of people for nothing other than where they live. and given Baltimore is predominantly Black, i cant help but feel this is racist.

okay everyone, you don't have to dis on other cities or call trans women from other places evil. in fact i would suggest not doing that. labeling any demographic or population as evil is really shitty

this is why yall are banned from visiting Baltimore

great minds think of dykes