p-i-z-z-a-p-r-t-y

it;s 3 am

massage? 

All giggles aside, this is showing what a joke our political system has become. A 15 year old can register as a presidential candidate. According to him, the paperwork didn’t even ask for an age. We need to set a higher bar for who we accept into the presidential race, a bar higher than Deez Nuts. So yes, Deez Nuts is a joke, he can’t really win for a myriad of reasons, but we as America should never forget Deez Nuts, to remind us of what a clusterfuck our political system can be. 

just. this existence is so wild and absurd I can’t believe we’re living it

That was an emotional roller coaster in 6 seconds

fuck you. fuck you and your abhorrent ignorance of breads. i bet the best garlic bread you’ve had is from fucking olive garden you sack of reprehensible shit flakes

memeQuil. 

Is this illegal yet??? 

this is the only wholesome content on the whole internet

smells like teen shovel (x)