Nine Inch Snails

is high jump kicking peoples dogs punk

no, to punk is to love

I love to high jump kick peoples dogs

won’t a high jump kick miss most dogs? they’re usually kinda low to the ground

if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.

thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

i'm in my post gnome era. no it's not like post malone. it's like post ironic. you wouldn't understand.

i have no memory of making this post.

I've gone fifteen years on this website without absorbing any information about homestuck and I'm not about to start now

I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

notice how there will be no wednesday this week

no there will be. thats my laundry day it has to happen

You are going to reek