ass shots for all

judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"

this implies cindrella is straight man

c-

cinderella!?

what is the january mood?

putting lettuce in your pussy

It’s like y'all think people didn’t talk about shit before 2008.

in mainstream media tho?

It’s like y'all think people didn’t talk about shit before 2008.

nah, this is a big deal for a kid’s film y’all are just pretentious lol

Ripley's don't believe it

ok im done talking about lady gaga………….for now…………..

me while my best friend gives birth

Barack Obama in 8 years, campaigning for former CEO of Yum, Inc. Indra Nooyi to be elected as a Democratic representative from Connecticut’s 3rd district: Uh… folks… this is the most important election of my lifetime… not only do we have a chance to send the first Indian-American woman to Congress from New England… but we will send a message to President Ivanka Trump, and Vice President Xi Jinping, that executing people who belong to the Nordstrom’s Rewards Club… is just not how we do things in this country