Melody Burst

once you read media that focuses solely on women's interpersonal relationships with zero men you'll never stop wanting to beat het authors to death with your bare hands

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I’ve tried a few porn games, but all they have such bad user design, so like one of the games was a platformer, I thought okay, I used to play mario, this’ll be no problem. WRONG. I couldn’t even get through the first level. two straight hours of missing the same jumps and near sobbing about it. at what point am I supposed to get horny? I can’t even reach the naked demon lady because I CANNOT! MAKE! THE JUMPS! so I try another game about seducing milfs. you need to clean the milf’s house to make her like you. okay, I have limited energy per in-game day, so I vacuum her house, I tidy her magazines, I clean her dishes, I go to sleep. this repeats for days. the milf still doesn’t like me. why?? I’ve spent real hours of my life vacuuming her digital floor. why won’t the milf fall in love with me? what am I doing? what am I doing?

One day I'll be the hot semi-popular streamer tgirl with D cups and I'll have. Like. An audience of people who have a parasocial urge to fuck me that compels them to sub to me and fund my existence. And I'll have D cups.

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it