sometimes being free

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

don’t contact me. ever

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

advertisement is so constant and everywhere i have to wonder if it even works anymore. im aware my bus stop probably has ads on it but i couldnt tell you what for. i hear 'this video is sponsored by' and i start skipping ahead until its over. u can probably argue theyre still getting in your brain by becoming part of the white noise but like idk man. im feelin really "when everything is ads, nothing is." right now.

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

When I say a character has done nothing wrong, I say it with whimsy and humor in my heart. When some of you say it, I fear you truly believe it

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

It doesn't even have basic safety features. Do you have any idea how basic a safety feature crumple zones are? The way the windows are supposed to shatter into tiny pieces of safety glass that his cars don't do? At this point I'm surprised he included the bloody seatbelt!

every once in a while I’ll catch glimpses of conservative tradmale guys online wistfully thinking how cool it’d be to be a Starfleet captain, and like… you dudes don’t want that. The Federation is a socialist utopia and Starfleet is a group dedicated to discovering the cosmos and learning to appreciate and understand other cultures; none of you chuckleheads would get anywhere near a captain’s chair because you’d get drummed out in the Academy for repeatedly misgendering your Trill professor. What you idiots want to be is a Ferengi