Baroness of the Third House of Whitestone @jester-the-tiefling - Tumblr Blog

“Not use collective punishment as it is not fair on the many people who did nothing and under the 1949 Geneva Conventions it is a war crime.”

nu11-pointer

Wait it’s a fucking WAR CRIME?!?! I mean that might not be 100% accurate but now I gotta know

tlitookilakin

holy crap, collective punishment is a war crime.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_Geneva_Convention#Collective_punishments

and according to the exact legal phrasing-

No protected person may be punished for an offense he or she has not personally committed. Collective penalties and likewise all measures of intimidation or of terrorism are prohibited.

This technically counts, as students are civilians, and thus considered a “protected person”. So yes, collective classroom punishment breaks the fourth Geneva Convention, and she should be rewarded for standing up for human rights and doing her research.

squided

Power-move: accuse your teacher of a war crime using knowledge they supplied you with

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showerthoughtsofficial

Maybe only cats can become ghost. That’s why ghosts just knock over stuff and make noises at night.

scp-4999

just-your-average-tangerine

I feel like marvel comics (and probably DC too) could save the industry with a single website. Like make a site that has some good “starter” comics, ones that don’t require any background knowledge. Then have a function where users can input comics they’ve read/enjoyed and it will suggest new ones with the same character/characters, similar writing, or others from that arc. If they would just stop making it so impossible to get started or to find new stuff for anyone who isnt a superfan with tons of background knowledge already.

elderly-scrolls

sorry i just remembered vax letting an archfey choke him out for funsies and had to pause for a second

pagerunner-j

Perhaps my favorite part of all that: Marisha’s “I have to go HOME with you.”

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petit_gustave

Brussels, Belgium

thesoulmustbebreath

😍😍😍😂😂

miradademujer-deactivated202402

Can’t stop laughing 😂

tsunamiwavesurfing

tumblr banned porn but i see it everyday on here this shit like alcohol in the prohibition era

salty-red-mage

badjokesbyjeff

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.

The first one tells her friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him “Father.”

The second Catholic woman chirps, “Well, my son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “Your Grace.”

The third Catholic woman says smugly, “Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “Your Eminence.”

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her a subtle “Well…?”

She replies, “My son is a charismatic, 6'2”, hard-bodied male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “My God.”

princeguinevere

change your url op

valtsv

me, a “beauty guru” in the 18th century: UH OH SISTERS!!! *dies of lead poisoning from the lethal doses of white lead pigment i use to paint my face*

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thedicepaladin

When there’s a 100+yo elf in your party of pcs in their 20s + 30s:

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psyce

being dumb and bi is in now. if you’re dumb and bi you’re basically the coolest person on earth

sandersstudies

Yesssssss

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gaypussyretard

friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt

this image actually makes complete sense & that is a fucking trip & a half.

rot-city

You can take it back even further to the Archudke’s assassin just bumping into him deciding to get a sandwich. One man’s need for lunch 100 years ago gave rise to tentacle porn half the world away. What a world.

goblinbutler

Is anybody going to explain?

No? Okay.

kemonododo

1. Archduke Ferndinand is murdered, causing World War 1.

2. The Allies win WW1, imposing the Treaty of Versailles on Germany.

3. This causes tension between Germany and the rest of Europe, something Adolf Hitler takes advantage of and begins WW2.

4. Japan joins the axis in WW2 in order to expand their empire.

5. The Axis is defeated, and Japan comes under US occupation.

6. American soldiers bring comic books, cartoons, and other American mediums to Japan which stay behind even after the occupation is over.

7. Post-WW2 Japan imposes strict censorship laws that include the banning of most conventional porn.

8. Japanese citizens retaliate by drawing comics with women having sex with vaguely penis-shaped objects like tentacles to exploit loopholes in the law.

9. It establishes itself as a fetish even after the laws are relaxed, and so Hentai was born.

rinasaurusrex

tumblr staff, in their effort to make the site more cool and kid friendly, have taken styling tips from the masters:

rinasaurusrex

i thought i was joking, but i’m pretty sure that’s where they got their color palette.

the-original-cinnamon-roll

Broke: every character is straight until explicitly proven otherwise

Woke: every character is bisexual until explicitly proven otherwise

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aximili

honestly jester’s ability to use sending to instantly phone anyone the m9 have ever met is so gamebreaking and i love it. like i know it would never happen but theoretically she could just picture trent ikithon and say “………bitch” directly into his head at any given moment. probably like 50 episodes before they actually throw down. the power of it all.

ofstarstuff

Picture Caduceus’s calm, mellow, zen voice during Sending. Picture this firbolg who does not swear. Picture his smoothest flight attendant announcement voice, steadily informing Trent Ikithon that he is a maker of fine graves and that he wonders what flavor of tea the Archmage of Civil Influence will produce.

unsettlingstories

Polar vortex tiddys.

naomi121406-deactivated20210507

How weird tumblr hasn’t flagged this “female-presenting” vortex yet

thebisexualmandalorian

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, “Colder than a witch’s tit.”

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Truth Coming Down From The North Pole To Shame Climate Change Deniers

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