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If your characters share a history (same family, same event, or same loss) give them the same wound running in completely different directions. One goes cold. One goes loud. One performs fine. One disappears into work. They were all broken by the same thing and you would never know it from the outside because people are not consistent about how they fall apart. Put all of them in a room. That room already contains your entire story.
finding an error in someone else's fic: awe. we are all human - this is totally understandable and doesn't bother me whatsoever. it is almost endearing to know that others are not perfect, and in their excitement to share, they made a small mistake.
finding an error in your own fic: a merciful death is too kind for me. i deserve to be burnt on a pyre or publicly executed at dawn
Someone commented that they loved a line
They quoted the line
The line had a typo
This is the fastest way to kill an author
I do not write to be the greatest writer out there. I write because...
I LIKE it
someone else might LIKE it
it is FUN to do
I get those THOUGHTS out of my head
it's fun to look BACK on
have I mentioned it's FUN?
it's CATHARTIC
it's nice to see what I CAN DO
And also because I just like it.

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is it weird if i say i genuinely wish there was more positivity aimed at people w large chests
"having a large chest is the beauty standard" no having a large chest is the Sexual standard theres a difference. i can only even be Hot and everything i ever wear will be deemed too sexual for every single situation. tank top shows too much cleavege or side boob a button up is always too busty and a crop top will always show too much skin. having a large chest leads to so much back pain and sexualization and complaining about it makes people go "ahh grass is alwahs greener/you are the beauty standard, why complain?" like genuinely i urge yall to watch anything with a larger chested woman and notice, REALLY notice, that her chest is her entire personality. notice that people critiqing misogynist charavter designs alwayd tend to rally in the statement that large chest=misogny, casting aside the Many Many Many women and people who look like Me and just . have a large chest? and exist? and deserve respect and not to be seen as nothing more than a sex symbol by both sides? idk ikdayy
Yes. This.
The amount of brain power I have to spend on figuring out how "appropriate" my clothes are for any given situation is a lot. Like...a lot. Every single thing shirt or dress I buy either hangs like a sack on me or I have to alter it to fit. (My chest is 2+ clothing sizes larger than the rest of me.) It's either a lot of work (and never looks quite right) or it's a lot of money to have things professionally tailored. And I can't afford that.
And don't even get me started on bras. They are instruments of torture, insanely expensive, really hard to find (especially in the USA,) and never fit right.
And even when clothes fit correctly, my outfits are considered trashy. I am a very modest person most of the time (100% of the time at work) and yet...if something actually fits me, it's too sexy.
I heard this message A LOT in late childhood and my teenage years. I hate the word "appropriate." It was so so hard to dress "appropriately." Clothing was almost never a positive thing, and fashion was just...difficult.
I had a breast cancer scare a few months ago, and my literal first thought was, "Huh. I wonder if I'll get a breast reduction surgery that insurance will pay for?"
My niece, who was a 32GG, had breast reduction surgery a few weeks after she turned 18. She's deeply glad she did it, and wished she could have gone smaller. She's now a 32D, but she was aiming for a C. I wish I could have done that when I was 18.
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Me when I write for 30 minutes: 1k words
Me when I write for 2 hours: 500 words
Me when I write for 4 hours: -300 words
Once Oscar Wilde, coming down to lunch, was asked how he had spent his morning. "I was hard at work," he said. "Oh?" he was asked. "Did you accomplish much?" "Yes indeed," said Wilde. "I inserted a comma." At dinner, he was asked how he had spent his afternoon. "More work," he said. "Inserted another comma?" was the rather sardonic question. "No, said Wilde, unperturbed. "I removed the one I had inserted in the morning."
When someone uses the microwave, or the toaster oven or whatever, and they stop it to take their food out before the end of the cycle but they don’t reset it to zero so the screen just sits there saying 0:17 or whatever, does that bother you? No nuance
Yes, it makes me want to fucking murder them
No, who could possibly give a shit about that
When someone uses the microwave, or the toaster oven or whatever, and they stop it to take their food out before the end of the cycle but they don’t reset it to zero so the screen just sits there saying 0:17 or whatever, does that bother you? No nuance
Yes, it makes me want to fucking murder them
No, who could possibly give a shit about that
Favorite tidal pool creature?
* anemone
* barnacle
* clam
* crab
* fish
* muscle
* sea slug
* octopus
* starfish
* urchin
* something else
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Favorite tidal pool creature?
anemone
barnacle
clam
crab
fish
muscle
sea slug
octopus
starfish
urchin
something else
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Neal Protectorofthesmall is great because it's like he accidentally wandered into Kel's Low Fantasy Tortall from the High Fantasy Tortall of the SotL & Immortals books. Nealan of Queenscove, eldest (remaining) son and heir of Duke Baird of Queenscove, a house which for generations has offered the crown more knights than almost any other. One of the oldest pages/squires/knights in Tortallan history because he was attending university before his two knighted elder brothers were both slain in the Immortals War, and now he's determined to carry on their memory and his family's legacy in their place. He has piercing green eyes, the same emerald color as his powerful magical healing Gift. He falls in love gets engaged to a close friend of the queen-to-be. He's literally Alanna's squire! How did he get here??
(A stubborn ten-year-old gave him the best lecture on chivalry he'd ever heard, so he decided to be her best friend/sarcasm translator/good right hand for the rest of their lives, that's how.)
And he’s constantly entranced by her stolid, forthright ways, and keeps trying to show her the ways of court intrigue, which often works, but so does her dogged insistence on just doing the right thing and working the job in front of her until the world complies and lives up to her expectations.
Love love love their dynamic.
I mean i quite like my brain, i’m really very fond of it i just think it’s a design failure that i can’t pop it out of the ole skull basket every night and plug it in to recharge. travesty really
we share one collective braincell and that braincell desires a bath apparently
This is brainwashing propaganda
LEGALLY BLONDE (2001) // AGENT CARTER (2015–2016)
Every time someone comments on my old fic, i feel like I'm an old actor getting paid residuals. Appreciate you, old-fic-commenters. Key source of emotional income, tbh.
Which of your joints hurt the most?
* fingers/toes
* wrists
* ankles
* elbows
* knees
* hips
* shoulders
* neck
* jaw
* spine
* somewhere else
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Which of your joints hurt the most?
fingers/toes
wrists
ankles
elbows
knees
hips
shoulders
neck
jaw
spine
somewhere else
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Favorite type of pie?
* apple
* cherry
* key lime
* lemon meringue
* meat
* mince
* peach
* pecan
* pumpkin
* strawberry
* something else
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Favorite type of pie?
apple
cherry
key lime
lemon meringue
meat
mince
peach
pecan
pumpkin
strawberry
something else
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