Jerler

pmdd is having a little guy in your head whose solution to any and all issues is “just kill yourself” and you have to be like. sigh. NO, that’s not an option. and they’ll be like “…unless??” and it’s just that for a week and then they clock out and you wave to each other and say see you next month

Forbidden blueberry crisp

If you really loved me you’d learn my attack patterns and parry timings 🙄

Impressed by new roommate today by showing them the gromit mug, the gromit mug mug, and then the gromit mug mug mug

Apple Bottomjeans is a beautiful gname for a gnome

Boots Witherfur is a joyful gname for this gnome’s friend

Baggysweat Pants and Reebok Switherstraps are the two orcs that are hunting them

Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues

I'm personally after the white whale that took my leg

I also want the whale that took this guys leg

“dude” but like romantically

“babe” but like platonically

“Sweetheart” but like rivalry

**Pantaloon** was right there

“you choose” “you can pick” NO, and if you insist I’ll kill you

dont ever put me in a situation where I have to make choices