the man • the myth • the monotone

Its been five years of it’s august and the flow of time still haunts me

can we go back to acknowledging that ignoring someone’s chosen pronouns is always misgendering, even when you’re using neutral ones instead

literally the most important thing about mash is that hawkeye is a little bit in love with everyone he meets and everyone is a little bit in love with hawkeye

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

hey man. nice regional dialect. mind if i apply some baseless assumptions about your personhood to it? i was also gonna prescribe morality to it as well. if that’s cool with you

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimes

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

modern horror writers be like: what do you mean there's things scarier than old women, mentally ill people, and pagan beliefs??

"what do you mean i shouldn't depict indigenous people and trans women like that??"

Linux is a very good and powerful alternative.

reminder: you cannot Personal Choises your way out of an Intentional Structural Problem

Fun fact! School Chromebooks block Linux. It's not an easy alternative. You are missing the point

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

who give a shit.

What the fuck those things are real I thought it was just a cartoon

I thought the same thing when I moved to Arizona

Lads

I love you Mr. Meepmeep

drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that