Lord JenJen Bee Hunter Extrodinare Esquire III 🔞

@lordjenjen

You know when your sitting on the toilet shitting out the Grandé Matcha Frappé with whole milk because you're lack toes intolerance in a Walmart bathroom and the person on stall next to you tells you to stop shitting because they don't like the smell. And then tell you by peeing out your butt you're ruining their day personally. That's what most of you guys are like. Stop telling me not to shit in the toilet. This is my toilet and I'll shit here if I want. PASS THE CHEESE PLEASE!!!

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angelicguy

just something i whipped up for pride month. youre welcome gay community

angelicguy

it was nothing really

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indiedrone

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

fullblownpanic-deactivated20141

same

paroxetini

Jesus

ahs-delrey

I bet those two are couple now..

fullblownpanic-deactivated20141

I’m gay

indiedrone

me too

kateordie

This is such a great story

indiedrone

update from Houston pride 2019! we’re friends

thesubcon10ent

Some fool: Avengers Infinity War was the most ambitious crossover event in history!

Tumblr users indiedrone and fullblownpanic: oh really? Watch this

guiltyidealist

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

myjetpack

An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books

catgirl-catboy

What I legit thought the punchline was gonna be.

computer-wizard

but what if

jan-pi-suli-ala

fucking spot the difference game

targetedknowledge

lew-basnight

Crevicecat

goth-queen

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the-tree-line

we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am

the-tree-line

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kaijutegu

personally i prefer semaphore

iridescent-lightning

so prefacing this with the fact that I know that the fun is sorta taken out of this by me translating, but not everyone will have the energy to look it up themselves, so I figured I'd help out.

Morse code: AEEEEE FELL DOWN AND TROKE MY PENIT TODAY YEOWCE OUCH YOUCH!!!! SENT FROM MY TELEGRAPH

Semaphore: NO NOT YOUR PENITS

yeahokayillreblogthat

yeah okay ill reblog that

geezmarty

only social on the internet unionized enough for mass bullying to actually work. I love us

wordfather

i had a coworker who had such a strong sense of smell that she could tell when people were on their periods and publically called them out on it, so i started calling her the Bloodhound which she didnt appreciate for some reason. girl you made this bed im just decorating it

kankat11

Tumblr isn't giving us back the boops for ides of march so I will do it myself.

Get your boops everyone!!!

I just put these together real quick feel free to use them.

offonaherosjourney

My favorite Ides of March conspiracy theory that I just made up is that Julius Caesar was only stabbed once and the other 22 stabs came from time travelers

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oviids

i’m screaming Xena caused the Ides of March

caparrucia

God FORBID women do anything!

i-like-to-cry

GO FERB GO!!!🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

rave-lord-nito

Julius Ceasar has been dead for 2064 slutty, slutty years

rave-lord-nito

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2065 slutty, slutty years

rave-lord-nito

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2066 slutty, slutty years

rave-lord-nito

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2067 slutty, slutty years

rave-lord-nito

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2068 slutty, slutty years

rave-lord-nito

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2069 (nice) slutty, slutty years

skarabrae-stone

oviids

i’m screaming Xena caused the Ides of March

caparrucia

God FORBID women do anything!

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orisnitsa

No one:

Tumblr users at 00:00 on March 15th:

finnslay

opening tumblr in march and it's just like "huh. knife weather we're having."

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