IWishIWasAFish

they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

TESTOSTEROEN CIGARETTE BEING SMOKED BY A BUTCH DYKE OUTSIDE THE BAR SHE SHOTGUN THR SMOKE INTO MYMOUTH I GET SO HARD I PASS OUT SMASH MY HEAD AND DIE

sorry that was meant for the tags

it’s okay. You’ve painted a beautiful and true picture

accidentally got stuck in a compulsive thought loop instead of living any sort of life

I'm not alive I just occupy my brain in video games books series movies to forget that I'm a disaster and my life too

NEVER HEAL indulge in self sabotage romaniticize self isolation ALWAYS QUIT reject your potential never break the cycle let the curse win

the state does not need to assign you a sex, nor does it need to keep inalterable record of it btw

Hi my name is Illidan Stormrage and I have long ebony black hair with purple streaks and green tips that reaches my mid-back and green eyes like fel fire and a lot of people tell me I look like Kil’jaeden (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Sargeras but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a hunter but i don’t use a bow or gun. I have dark purple skin. I’m also a demon, and I go to a demon school called The Black Temple in the Outland where I’m in the seventh year (I’m ten thousand years old). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly pants. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing no shirt with sexy rippling pecs and edgy torn pants, fel green glaives and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside The Black Temple. It was dark and raining hellfire so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of broken stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

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went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks dont mine the deep’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning

The way adult fandom people hold indie online creators and cartoons to a much higher standard than their actual local politicians. You could be putting that energy into terrorizing and protesting conservatives at your town hall and actually make a good material impact on the world but instead you're background checking everything the trans woman who made the amazing digital circus has ever said

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright