Drifting from the Dreamcatcher

#happy pride to this episode of a sitcom from the 1980s!!!!

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

“British writer invents time travel and uses it on One Joke”

Post like Pokemon were real.

Official Post of Massachusetts

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

The two southern expressions "come Hell or high water" and "God willing and the creek don't rise" describe the exact same event. The only difference is one of them demonstrates a positive, can-do attitude, while the other shows a cringing servility to both floods and divine wrath

tuck him in Tuesday

tuck him in Tuesday once again

another tuck him in Tuesday is here

WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

I’ve reblogged her before, but really, you can’t have too many dark-skinned Black queens on your dash.