none the wiser

sometimes self care is saying “this is stupid” and closing the tab

CANDY COATED RAAAAAAAIIIIN DROPS!!!!

@niemacreamm

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

this callout is completely deserved

reblog for good luck 

Leprechaun convention.

Leprecon

GODDAMNIT

One ticket for leprecon plz

Shoutout to Dick Van Dyke for being a cis dude whose parents gave him a drag king name for some reason

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

enemies

this looks how it feels when you have a heated discussion with your mother and you miscalculate the situation and make a joke to lighten the mood but it backfires and you have to make peace with your imminent death