Hey i'm Trash

Help girl these CGI dalmatians are trying to fucking kill me

Gonna pitch a movie to Disney that explains the only reason the hunter shot Bambi's mom is because he raised a lost baby deer when he was younger, but the deer grew up and stole his family's fortune before skewering his parents on his antlers and running off, and now he has to live off the land hunting deer because he's broke.

you’re laughing. dalmations pushed cruella de vil’s mother over a cliff.. and you’re laughing

the scripts for cruella, riverdale and the powerpuff girls reboot have done an Excellent job at raising my self confidence as a writer; I rest assured in the knowledge that I Literally can't do worse

Hi my name is Cruella Dark’ness Dementia Raven deVil and I have split dyed ebony black hair (the other side is as pale as my skin) that reaches my shoulders and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also an orphan because Dalmatians pushed my mom off a cliff. I am gunna b a fashion designr.

cruella’s mom getting knocked off a fucking cliff by dalmatians has the same energy as that bit from mrs. doubtfire where robin williams says “it was the drink that killed [my husband]” and when sally field asks if he was an alcoholic robin williams replies, without missing a beat, “no he was hit by a guinness truck”