What a Silly Little World

i love that interview for at world’s end where jack davenport is asked about lord beckett and he’s just like ‘beckett is Evil and Short. the source of all evil is Being Short. also he had to stand on Apple Boxes all the time’

"Joy is unconfined" TOOK ME OUT

@jeni2727 the source of all evil is being short… the audacity

How dare

This man should just own and operate escape rooms

If this guy ever gets raided by the cops the cops will just quit

The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.

Romcom where two dudes in the 1960s fall in love and come up with an elaborate plan to become astronauts to get married in space because gay marriage is illegal everywhere but it can’t be illegal on the moon

Might make things a little awkward for Mike Collins.

He was the officiator

This is an excellent take. He officiated in orbit, and the landing was their Honey Moon.

Oh my god they were moon mates.

THEY WERE MOON MATES