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i know these are annoying, but I just wanted to say thank you to each and every one of you! im glad you enjoy my posts :)

*CHRISTMAS EDITION*

Me: *chilling in the great hall*

Draco:

Me: oh shit-you scared me. hi Draco

Draco:

Me:

Me: are you o-

Draco: *slamming a giant box on the table*

Me: wh-

Draco: *slams two bags on the table*

Me: tha-

Draco: *pulls out a tiny box out of his jacket*

Me: Im-

Draco: *digging through his pockets* shut up hang on

Me:

Draco: *placing a letter gently on the boxes*

Me: are all these for me? Draco, Im *tears up* you didnt have to *voice cracking* get me so many-

Draco: yeah yeah merry christmas youre a great friend or whatever *sprints away*

Me: *crying*

Me, trying to bake something: where'd all the ginger go

*The Weasley siblings barging in*

Me: ah, there it is

*Later*

Me, in the hospital wing, being bandaged by Madam Pomfrey: It was honestly an honor to get beat up by them, truly, I would do everything the same and enjoyed every second of it.

Madam Pomfrey:

Me: oh shit i think i left my cake in the ove-

*distant explosion and screaming*

Madam Pomfrey:

Me: *slowly puts down the candle I lit for my Fred shrine*

Villain: do that again, and I'll kill you and your entire family

Peter: jokes on you, my family's dead, so I guess it'll just have to be me! and I've been waiting for this day!

Villain: wh-

(inspired by my grudge held at for Steve after endgame)

y/n: oh my god steve, shut up. You're so old youre practically dying of dementia

Steve, walking over to y/n and looking down at them: what did you say?

y/n, arms crossed not breaking eye contact: what, you didn't hear me? you must need some hearing aids too. I'll see if Clint can hit you up with some

(note: this was a while back and i know this is very ✨cringy✨, but whaᵗᵉᵛᵉʳ)

Trying to get Fred to smell Amortentia

Fred: what is this

Me: Im trying to replicate different scents of different people

Fred: are you sure its not amortentia? cause I wouldnt want to hurt your feelings

hi everyone! different sort of post today, sorry about that.

I've been struggling a bit<--(understatement) schoolwise, which has been taking a toll on my mental health.

I just wanted to ask you all what you do whenever you're feeling this way, sort of in a slump and almost...hopeless? But you feel like you're being selfish for thinking that, so you try to convince yourself that nothing's wrong.

thank you!

and remeber, should you ever need someone to talk to or a place to just let out your thoughts, my mail is always open. Whatever is sent will not be shown/reposted to anyone else. Nor will there be a reply, unless you specifically would like one.

this is a safe space for all of you, and remember:you are so much more than you think you are, you are worth so much more than you give yourself credit for, and its ok to feel shitty sometimes and want to be alone. take time for yourself, and be gentle with yourself. you are a beautiful person, an amazing person. be kind to yourself, and listen to what your body needs. cut yourself some slack, you've been through things that weren't your fault. the fact that you are reading this means something. you may not know what that something is right now, but a while from now, you will smile to yourself because you know what that something was.

suicide hotline and text number:800-273-8255

look out for yourself, and for others. you'll get through this, one way or another.

*In Potions Class*

*cue Snape being his usual weird edgy emo greasy hair self*

Me: *raises hand*

Snape: -yes?

Me: If you're a potions teacher, couldnt you just like, brew something to make you less mope-y? All Im saying is that it might help with your obssesion with Harry's mom.

Snape: Excuse-

Me: Like, genuinely professor. It's honestly unhealthy to be obsesing over someone who's dead.

*Me in my Cr*

Me: hey Peter

Peter: yeah?

Me: you know that saying, "an apple a day keeps the doctor away"?

Peter, falling from the ceiling getting up from his seat: say no more im on it

*Later*

Doctor Strange: has anyone seen-

Me and Peter, throwing apples at him:

Strange: WHAT IN THE-

Peter: ARE YOU AFRAID OF APPLES??!!!?

Strange: NO WHY THE FUCK-

Me: PETER DONT SAY THE "A" WORD HE'LL GET SCARED

Peter: im kinda sad-

Me, sobbing: PETER OH MY GOD *hugs abnormally* I LOVE YOU WE ALL DO YOUR LITERALLY THE BEST KINDEST MOST AMAZING PERSON EVER-

reblog or do whatever if you, like me, are completely willing to jump into a fear-gas chamber for him

or just also have a huge crush on him