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um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me. it's been a really long time since anyone touched me like that

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fuckkk my life

#honest to god we are closer to nuclear war than leviticus ever streaming in sg 💔#AHHHH #AND GIRLS LIKE GIRLS 😭😭😭#rowan.txt #alas

im crying kathak did such a number on me i started trying to fit my dialogue into a tihai </3

#exam was today lmaooo #its still stuck in my head #i need to take like a 1 week no internet retreat or something lmao #rowan.txt #i did it again with the tags im gonna kms #chautaal madhya laya everybody <3<3 #iykyk

hollanderthoughts

It’s literally like…… help!! lol. help me!!!! haha.

hylianane

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

maseratus

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

mousidy

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

mousidy

bisthefairy

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

maightymai

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deejwalker

I do NOT support all queer people. A shocking amount of you fuckers are completely off your fucking rocker with racism.

orangerosebush

What's so funny to me is that Artemis does not need to do dramatic heists in which he and Butler assume fake identities (e.g., The Fairy Thief). Many of the more lucrative crimes he commits don't require much active involvement of Artemis at all -- we learn in TEC that he "developed software to divert funds from various bank accounts to [his] own.” However.

Artemis really fucking likes heists.

Thus, Butler ends up having to switch to decaf in his early 40s from stress.

artemisfowlcodex

Artemis only went after The Fairy Thief in the first place because he wanted to break the record as the youngest thief of it. He also intended to stick to the tradition of thieves holding onto the painting until somebody else bested them, so there isn't even a monetary motivation. Butler, for his part, points out that the previous youngest thief was some street kid who stole a random briefcase in 1927, which is a touch less advanced than the situation they are now presented with.

#artemis fowl

bunabi

happy Juneteenth to black fans in fandom specifically 🫶🏿 love yall

ontopofgravity

I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference

and tbh it’s also pretty funny when I start to deflate in the library and he leans over and goes “FORTIFY”

saw the stupidest fucking take ever and blocked. goodbye

#wtf was that

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dragon-in-a-fez

complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips

I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day

wtf-drawing

i love this metaphor so much i drew it

NO I FOUND AN INCOMPLETE SENTENCE IM GONNA KMS

#was reading what i made for a gift exchange...#NOOOOOO #IM SORRY #:(((#IM NOT EVEN HALFWAY THROUGH YET OH NO 😭😭😭#EDIT WORSE THERES A SECOND ONE OMG NOOOO

sentimentalslut

what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs

sentimentalslut

i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names

sentimentalslut

my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them

sentimentalslut

framing these tags and hanging them up in my office to remind me that it can always be worse

komorebi-artt

😛

#vi #arcane #art

ochiody

this fanfic shits easy

#isnt this a literal line in the odyssey too 😭

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best sibling dynamic in media ever will be jinx & vi. argue with the wall

#just rewatched arcane s1 omg. they were so good theres nothing else like them #specifically their s1 dynamic but s2 was ALSO great it's just that the writers for some reason fucking hated vi & the whole storyline #sucked insanely. but whatever #arcane #jinx #vi

phoebebyers

not liking mike wheeler does not you the morally righteous savior of will byers and liking mike wheeler does not make you some enlightened empath that understands "complex" characters. both takes make u an annoying person who argues about stranger things on the internet welcome to the club x

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