SLAM in the back of my DRAGULA

used to think you were my bud but i got weiser

It's okay if joy and grief keep visiting on the same day.

the utter ecstasy of “is that lavENDER?” is what sells it for me

a level of appreciation for charcuterie the likes of which has never been seen before

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

Bro wants to be a fop but he's barely dapper

Bro called himself bohemian with zero joie de vivre

🤤🤤🤤

Wild caught clownfish will be like ‘hm you see, the anemone you got me is a slightly different color and tentacle width than the one I had back home, so I will not begin hosting it. I’ll be a sort of wandering ronin for the rest of my days.’ And then a captive bred clownfish will be like ‘ok so I have this curved rock I found and I just sit above it and it take care of me 👍’

It pisses me off when I see people draw dinosaur fursonas and they have huge fat tits. That's not a mammal. You do not love dinosaurs, but the idea of dinosaurs. Fuck you idiot. I'll kill you.

ok this time i'll allow it.

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell