side blog where i am cringe but free

every fujoshi needs to study the ancient texts and by that i mean lawrence of arabia

happy birthday to my big bug shane….you’ve given me hope that even an autistic awkward little nerd like me can be freaky and loved. also your thighs have bewitched me

Yes, Shane is Amy Dunne, of course, but also have you considered Ilya's "You think you'd be happy with a nice man from Montreal? No way baby. I'm it" potential?

"I'm the asshole you married. The only time you liked yourself was when you were trying to be someone this asshole might like."

Yes, Shane is Amy Dunne, of course, but also have you considered Ilya's "You think you'd be happy with a nice man from Montreal? No way baby. I'm it" potential?

"I'm the asshole you married. The only time you liked yourself was when you were trying to be someone this asshole might like."

im no better than luca haas

i also want to be hollanov's whatever they need me to be

we should all kill [remembers it’s bad to joke about suicide] [remembers what’s going to happen in the next season of Heated Rivalry] the Montreal Metros

The bisexual greed they warned us about is Hudson Williams posing at the Vanity Fair Afterparty with his stunning girlfriend and his Connor.

”is simple for me” 5.3 seconds later you’re crying in his arms