fix your hearts or die

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

a friend texted me her mom said she might have a summer job for me with no other information except i need to call her today and my normal mental health walk turned into an anxiety attack walk and now im home and still freaking the fuck out yay <3 on the one hand, im desperate for a job. on the other hand, i have literally a billion concerns about the job and also the phone call itself.

update i talked to her and okay obviously its a great opportunity because its a job with a salary and im kind of in need of one and its like a real job at a real government institution but at an entry level which is perfect and its super convenient and lovely to be thought of and for her to recommend me to her boss i love being a nepo baby etc BUT i would have to move in with my parents and away from all my friends which makes me want to die 💔 and im not offered the job to be clear i have to call her boss and presumably do an interview and stuff. but i feel so torn about it even though i know i have to say yes if the opportunity arises

i have tested positive for tzatziki

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

the first birthday where shane gets ilya a cake and presents he worries he did something wrong because ilya freezes and then is like “what is this? “and shane is like “it’s your birthday?” and ilya is like “you remembered this?” and shane is like “well obviously i remembered your birthday?” and ilya is staring and shane is like “sorry do you not like it i can exchange it for—” but then ilya is crying big boo hoo tears. the second birthday ilya spends the entire week being a bossy bratty little bitch. hollander you must come swimming it is my birthday. hollander you have to come dancing it is my birthday. hollander you need to wear that blue mesh shirt it is my birthdayyyyyyy.