I am no jedi.

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

Annual reblog of Freddie and his magnificent cats.

happy Pride Eve!

my sister’s bf referred to eating cheese as “mousing out” and i’m so utterly charmed by that. can we all agree to adopt that into language.

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

Do not like

Keep. Reblogging.

If we reblog enough we could save it

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reblogged at 1.8M notes

how did this lose over 5k notes

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

we are still reblogging

Yahoo’s 2 billion dollar hemorrhage. The Jacksfilms gif. Someone with a TFIOS profile pic. This is like a tumblr yearbook photo.

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

And in these next 50 years you will eat so many delicious meals, laugh so many times with so many people you love, shout and scream and sing and cry and smile so hard your face hurts. And you will see such beautiful sunsets and feel fresh cold air on your face and feel warm and safe wrapped up in your favourite winter coat.

I wrap this blessing around you like a shroud, so that no ill can find you, and every warmth is held close

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

knowing when to hold em and when to fold em is also important for origami

whenever i eat a fruit salad it makes me feel like im someone's pet lizard and its my birthday

they're saying it's the most thursday it's ever been

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

is this the ORIGINAL?!???

oh holy shit i didn’t even know where this meme came from

OH MY ACTUAL GOD THE ORIGINAL

ORIGINALS ON THE ROLL

didn't realize this post got any notes because you know what i'm also not checking? my activity feed.

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there