I reblog stupid stuff all the time

Do not let a woman in her forties or fifties tell you how strong to make your edibles she has a HIGH tolerance

you will have coworkers more incompetent than you could even dream of

i just read a negative review of Sinners that was so proudly and confidently wrong it actually elevated my heart rate a little

i somehow just keep coming back to wanting to tell him “well sir, the first 3 weren’t the end”

Y’all ain’t on my level. I ship the two guys from Blazing Saddles

HOW?

let it be known he is chilling like crazy

the haunting of hill house by shirley jackson posits "would you rather live in a haunted house that wants to kill you but with a lesbian who makes you feel like you belong somewhere or go back to your normal cishet life where your family has you sleep on the floor" and obviously the house that wants to kill is winning

Alice literally made a centuries old Fear entity apologize for trying to scare her when she's not in the mood. I'm in love with her even more