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Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

so-many-ocs

what? no, i'm not a vampire. watch i can literally go in the sun (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp)

motherblackcap

I heard it was that time of year again.

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timotzj

Listening to the sea

by Marek Cina

mathew

drtanner

A+ weird little dude, but I'm equally fascinated by the choice of music.

trickstertime

*unmutes*

sophsun1

Rabbit's Feat (1960) dir. Chuck Jones

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Birds are basically the dinosaurs that managed to “nooo you wouldn’t hurt a cute little baby guy on his birthday” their way out of a mass extinction

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Alternatively, birds:

(Asteriornis art by Phillip Krzeminski)

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peridescent

tuck him in Tuesday

peridescent

tuck him in Tuesday once again

peridescent

another tuck him in Tuesday is here

onatuegrospatapouf

Tuck him out 😈

showertimeshmoopsie-deactivated

WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM

bey

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed

bana05

This is legit and people don’t realize it.

noahwyles

“hey what are you doing?” “nothing” “oh great! so you are avaliab-” “no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.”

embyrr922

I’m doing nothing. Actively. It’s important.

heroofthreefaces

This is essential nothing I’m doing.

octophat

alliekills

staring at her tits but i’m being rlly stealthy abt it

alliekills

noodles-and-tea

🤔

#phm

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apocryphics

oh ok

gorps

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why are birds so cursed

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A Non-Comprehensive List of Birds That Piss Me Off

1. Dracula Parrot. This thing pisses me off like, a bunch

2. King Vulture. the felted craft project equivalent of a haunted ventriloquist dummy

i will never not resent this bird

3. Jacana Bird. This is the most unnecessary cursed nonsense. i deserve an apology for having to look at this. I can feel its fingers stroking my ears

No it does not have SIX FREAKING LIMBS. it’s carrying its stupid creepy spawn under its wings. A+ parents but still, piss off. even the normal 2 legged version isn’t much better

put those AWAY.

4. The Shoebill, which i’m sure we’re all sick of hearing about. this thing is the epitome of a crappy photorealistic cgi disney villainy. i despise this bird.

also this is what they look like standing up. i just feel like i shouldn’t have to deal with that, i really do.

5. Inca Tern. truly, hipsters ruin everything

6. Tragopan. it looks like a star wars species, which i dislike on principle

7. The Secretary Bird. it wears yoga pants.

also i’m uncomfortable with the length of its eyelashes

8. finally, i really dislike this one specific parakeet

in conclusion, these birds exist to haunt me and this knowledge is a burden. birds exist to observe our sin; always watching, they are filled with malice. flee from them

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This post speaks to me in a way very few Tumblr posts do.

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with baleful violence & disoriented aggression?

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