And she considered Him faithful who had promised.

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

let’s do it, roger

Roger helppppp

I need you Roger!

ROGER PLEASE

Say what you want about America, but $1 still gets you a hell of a lot of bees.

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

I’m glad there’s a teacher version of “accidentally called teacher ‘mom’”

I work with babies and toddlers too and trust me there’s a hundred percent a teacher version of “called teacher ‘mom’”

One time I told my fiancé that I needed to go potty 😂

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

happy easter yall

pls let this be the start of a trend

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

i cannot

i wish i was thinner but i also wish that i didn’t wish I was thinner

Date a boy who is supportive of whatever your body looks like no matter what