it is what it is

the difference is when you see a stupid take on tumblr it’s usually from either a 14 year old or some 30 something year old shut-in. when you see a stupid take on twitter it’s always like the governor of california or something

absolutely love it when girls go “lately i’m obsessed with” and then say the most mundane thing ever

this passes the bechdel test

i was gonna say “but they don’t have names!” but they do. the blonde’s name is dumb thotticus and the brunette’s name is m-seq

strong contender for post of the decade

female influencers are like hehe iilove self care and being skinny :). male influencers are like every day i wake up at 5:00 AM and take an icy cold shower. instead of using a towel i let the wind dry me off naturally while i run for 20 miles with no music to reset my dopamine receptors. my eyes remain downcast the whole time because i must not witness anything beautiful like trees or the sunrise or else i may feel pleasure. for breakfast i consume a smoothie made from a deer heart, acid (LSD and battery), bluechew tablets, and a cocktail of off-label russian antidepressants rebranded to the western consumer as nootropics. also if you are poor, fat, or crazy i hate you and would kill you if it were legal

as a child of divorce few things are as funny to me as the concept of alimony like you have to pay your ex-wife recompense for the crime of being a fail husband

It’s almost like teachers barely make a living wage and actual minimum wage workers don’t make a living wage at all.

the idea of a clutch purse is nightmarish to me. the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag.

10 miles away from where the Derek chauvin trial is taking place, police murdered Daunte Wright, a Black man, today on April 11th. They then left his body on the ground for 6 hours. They pulled him over for having an air freshener obstructing his rear view mirror. This can't be reformed. Abolish the police

fuck y’all if you laid up with your lil boo rn i hope the ceiling fan fall on y'all