🏳️‍🌈Be Gay Do Crime 2026

“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

As a Native Hawaiian, 1) I thought this happened everywhere, 2) ofc we can levitate coconut milk