Jay

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

lmfao just walking away at the end like fuck this shit I’m out

another one that i see a LOT, especially regarding cases involving sexual assault or harassment: using the word “alleged” does not mean that the writer of the article doubts a victim’s accusations, it just means that the accused person hasn't been formally convicted 

^^^^ SERIOUSLY. it’s actually illegal for the press to refer to someone outright as a rapist or a murderer, especially if they haven’t been convicted. if they haven’t been formally convicted in a court of law, they’re always “alleged” or “accused,” or the journalist could be sued for libel.

Oh my god its little flailing legs. I’m dying.

infomercial bee says that there has GOT to be a better way

A better way to bee

I swear this is my girl Jiro’s catchphrase 😭💜

bird just flew into my window and tried to play it off all cool by immediately picking at leaves on the ground like…. king… its okay we’ve all been there….

When you have no idea who you are or what your personality is you get really good at synthesizing outward influence into something a little different so you can present it as your own. Observational comedy and being the funny friend is a very easy extension of that

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

people need to stop calling celebrities billionaires derisively lmao. only a handful of the richest celebrities are billionaires (oprah, michael jordan, steven spielberg, george lucas, kylie jenner). googling some of the biggest a listers (taylor, katy perry, gaga, brad pitt, kim kardashian), i found most of them had a networth of between 300 and 400 million. ariana grande only has 50 million. and that’s an OBSCENE amount of money, like feel free to call them millionaires derisively. they are too rich. but it’s nothing compared to jeff bezos’s 109.9 billion, bill gates’s 93.3 billion, warren buffet’s 87.2 billion, etc. you’re supposed to see ariana and think she’s the height of wealth. she’s not even close. conflating celebrities with CEOs isn’t helpful - acting like taylor swift and jeff bezos are remotely comparable shrouds just how much money the richest people in the world have. you don’t have to LIKE celebrity culture but use words correctly please.

ever since i wrote this post i haven’t been able to stop thinking about how there’s less of difference between my net worth and taylor swift’s net worth than there is between taylor swift’s net worth and jeff bezos’s net worth. i looked it up and she has seven properties valued at around 81 million dollars. and jeff bezos is exponentially more wealthy than her! i know the internet is FILLED with little ways to conceptualize how much money people like jeff bezos has but like it’s soooo fucking crazy when you think about

world of warcraft impossible ears

HOT TAKE: REALLY LONG ELF EARS ARE THE ANIME TIDDIES OF THE ELF WORLD

Hey man maybe shut the fuck up.

Limiting ear length is a sign of weakness.

you made this post a lot worse thanks

you’re welcome

Because this is crucially important

Except for the fact that 90% of the time you are under contract not to talk about your salary otherwise the company can sue you. Every job I’ve had I’ve had to sign that I won’t discuss my pay with other employees otherwise my employment is terminated and the company will take legal action. 

It’s actually illegal for companies to forbid wage discussion, they’re just counting on you not knowing your rights.

Important

Fuck.

People at HoAnns believe this garbage that we can’t talk about or wages, but that was how we found out about a gap in management wages, and a gap between people who were hired under the old SM and the new SM.

Seriously guys, try salary.com. I just checked it myself, and now I’m actually pretty pissed