that's reality, angel

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

am i annoying & a lil ugly? yes. but will i let that get in the way of doing what i love and being happy?? also probably yes

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

This is really funny on dark mode

On dark mode this is like a clown trying to hide behind a light pole.

This is really funny on dark mode

On dark mode this is like a clown trying to hide behind a light pole.

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

i feel. like on a fundamental level. i do not understand x reader fic. i am not exactly opposed to it because let a thousand blossoms bloom etc. but like. i genuinely don’t get it. it seems like the exact opposite of how i engage with fiction. like the whole point is that i’m not in there. i don’t wanna be in there. if i’m in there it’s going to be very stressful.

disappears into the fog with a gay little run that pisses you off

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!