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HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY🎆🎇

it’s their month

"having sex with your friends is basically incest" is a take of all time

Reblog if you have incestuous desires about your friends

out of the backyard gang baljeet is one of the worst to make into a coffee table. ferb would also be pretty bad. phineas and isabella would be mid because they have those bigass heads but the skinny bodies. might be worse than baljeet and ferb if you're a person who cares about symmetry. buford would objectively make the best coffee table because his silhouette has the most evenly-spaced surface area. now if you wanna talk about pnf characters in general i think pet mode perry would be the best coffee table out of all of them

love this kinda post where you have to have seen a different specific post for it to make any sense at all

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am

i think censoring subtitles is actually ableism

it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit