😅 30 💞 Bad 😎 Boy 🍆♏️ Weast Coast 🦀

I bet on normal dogs that have an average chance of winning and it's really just a coincidence that they all end up losing so badly it's fine it's fine it is fine

Just Marlon Wayans bullying his son in public by presenting a hate crime as funny; this is the state of American comedy.

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

tumblr kinda lives in a weird paradox where lemon demon is cringe drivel but neil cicierega is cool and respected

Bitch just pulled a bazooka out of her titties like it was nothing.

she from chicago

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

Sneebert Deebert