yellow star

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the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

accidentally wrote “never mill yourself” like yeah i don’t think anyone would do that unless they’re wheat or perhaps a rice

"father's day" stop making up holidays

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

Just saw the interview where Curry Barker explained that it's totally possible to get a normal wish from the One Wish Willow, and I love the way they did that so much. The reason Obsession happened isn't because it's trying to twist Bear's desires into something evil. It's not even because he phrased his want wrong. Obsession happened because Bear got his hands on a magic item that could do anything in existence, and chose to force someone to fall in love with him, which is an inherently evil thing to do.

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

it’s pride month, minions. you know what that means

do you want us to, like, cast gay spells my leige?

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