Stuff I Found

"i'm looking respectfully" well i'm looking carnally. i'm looking like a whore

this post is apparently making the rounds again because it showed up in my notifs, so I googled the book to see what the hell it’s about. It’s reverse harem porn (Winnie x Lost Boys ig?) and honestly, good for for you girl, making money off of writing smut sounds like a dream come true. But—hear me out—turning off your inner TikTok censor will make the smut even smuttier. Plz. I’m begging.

putting on my high vis vest and loading it with my flashlight & laser pointer & work phone & wire cutters & flathead screwdriver & enclosure keys always makes me feel like some kind of jōnin

this is lingerie to the perverted tradie. i need to go dunk my head

my personal Star Wars conspiracy theory, since none of you asked, is that the solar panels on TIE fighter wings only generate like 1% of the power the ship needs and the Empire put them there as greenwashing propaganda

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business

if you think a woman will be respected for having a penis you have not been paying attention to anything ever

they should make it easier to get bottom surgery

special mention to how the BMI requirements are horrific and they need to go!

personally it's fucking crazy going through life not even being able to be naked around trusted loved ones or fully have sex because the dysphoria is so bad. it's unacceptable that so many of us have to live like this. it's horrible that for many trans women it's almost impossible to get the care we need. it does not have to be like this

kep's favorite hobby is crawling onto your lap so he can breathe really loudly and wetly 1 inch away from your face. it is so so important to him that you let him do this.