A poem I came across in my magazine studies, from the one-time publication 'The Bird's Nest' by 'Swift'.
Beware she's fooling thee.
"At her feet he bowed and fell,"
And grovelling said, "I love thee well,"
"O let me buy the wedding ring" --
"No, no" the fair replies "By string"
"I'll lead you, old boy, like a bear"
"Though for your "hug I never care,"
"As a bear from hollow honey sips,"
"You seek the honey of my lips:"
"To rouge et noir you've lost your heart,"
"But never feel I Cupid's dart;"
"My waist so tightly is set in,"
"My heart is into fan let in,"
"My tootsey-wootseys are so small"
"That owl's eye would see none at all."
"Of murderer you'll meet the fate,"
"A hempen noose below the pate,"
"Right fate for lady-killer too,"
"Who bored me with his billets-deux"
Note: yes they did spell the second buy incorrectly and yes you must look up the image that goes with this poem. It's kinky.