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if I had a bunch of money to start a company I would just become a firearms manufacturer who did paid sponsorships for youtubers and podcasters. Not even the right wing ones. I would want to get Markiplier to sell my gun. The Moist Critickal branded gun. I want to be hilariously unethical and evil in appearance like Joe Camel selling fruity flavored cigarettes with cartoon mascots that definitely aren't for children cmon. but for gun.

every fucking thing sold through podcasts and youtube is insanely unethical or a scam or wildly unnecessary conspicuous consumption.

I want to be old school evil. I am trying to sell guns to parasocial audiences that I know are going to contain minors. hell, if you use my products primarily in the first world it actually saves the environment. so, i'm kind of doing a socially conscious thing here. whatever.

myfootyrthroat

I think some of y'all would really benefit from learning the scope of power of various political offices.

smegorl

Are you trying to tell me my local schoolboard doesn't have the ability to declare a unilateral ceasefire with iran?

myfootyrthroat

If they try hard enough and are pure of heart... still no.

riceflavor

Paradoxically I think people often dismiss local elections as useless, which is also absolutely not true. Your local schoolboard might be aggressively banning books, or they might be fighting a trans sport ban. Paying attention to who gets elected to that board is important. It's just also important to know what you're electing someone to do, and what they can do.

vixen-flame

while that's true, I'm pretty sure the original point is that people overestimate what presidents (and other officer) can actually do or affect

myfootyrthroat

It's both! People get mad at local positions for not tackling federal issues and get mad at national positions for not doing things governed by local offices.

Sometimes it's easier to just harass your park board into doing something rather than to harass your senator into creating a cascading set of legislation that would allow them to do it. And also don't be mad that your park board didn't vote for a ceasefire with Iran.

notaaronsroommate

anyone else remember when that middling podcast grifter tried to push for a movement to Just Pass Free Healthcare! Just Do It! which hung itself entirely on the peg of harassing AOC to Just Make Universal Healthcare.

anyway.

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i think maybe social media has permanently damaged peoples ability to form relationships and communicate with one another. Can't put a finger on the precise mechanism, but it feels like this thing creates a strange barrier between others, you have to see someones contextless unnuanced random thoughts fired off into the void before you can make an opinion of them on an individual basis.

it's like everyone is trying to make friends with or date a published author whose works we've read but aren't telling them we read first.

which isn't explicitly illegal or immoral or what have you, but there's a sense that it changes the dynamic between two people.

like, I kind of want to believe in anti vax, or islamism, or whatever. Not because these things are good or true, obviously. But there is a certainty and focus on the personal world that is alluring. Obsessing over things that are only within your field of view that are within your life, you fix those obsess over those, personal morality and bodily purity, and you don't have to think about the wider world as being complicated and confusing and run by economics and so on and so forth.

retquits

artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning

i think really my only advice to China right now is to have game plan for offing Xi if he gets too old and weird, and also don't invade Vietnam.

listen. i get it. lol trees speaking Vietnamese. funni joek.

Do not do this. Do not ever invade Vietnam.

hodlmyvodka

Think Different. Very different.

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pinkegodeath

we are witnessing the gentrification of the term "tumblr sexyman" in real time and it is extremely disappointing. like no, live-action white boy #265 played by ryan gosling isn't a tumblr sexyman. i can't believe i have to say this but if it wouldn't get you shoved into a locker it probably isn't a sexyman

vodkassassin

THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYINGGGG

jelloapocalypse

I'm tired of seeing Twitter Sexymen mistaken for Tumblr ones.

notaaronsroommate

Ryan Gosling is a tragic character.

He is in the body of a traditional hunk, but the man himself deeply longs to play skittering freaks. He is an incredibly weird guy, he has weird fucked up goth interests, he wants to be a character actor who plays twisted up grody little grease stains but is forced by society to play smouldering hunks. Much like Chris Pine who similarly wants to do that.

In his spirit he has the capacity to be a tumblr sexyman, or even a skinny white guy whose actually genuinely too evil perverse and offputting for this website to turn into a sexyman. But his body will not let him.

tragic.

I don't like drag.

not for any moral or ideological reasons. I respect the creativity and freedom of expression of drag, I respect its deep historical roots and importance to queer history.

i just personally find it all deeply annoying and too loud. Saccharine. Obnoxious.

These are not important moral qualities, I just would prefer not to interact with this type of performance art because it gives me a headache. This IS because I do not enjoy fun, to be clear, I am not a good hang. But that isn't because I think drag queens are like, committing sex crimes or whatever.

If the Rwandan Genocide happened today most of you would do online cheerleading for the Hutu Power movement and start posting up machete emojis any time an African said something you don't like.

i am deadly serious about the bad chemical interaction between SSRI's and Benadryl.

Taking Benadryl while on an antidepressant will turn you into Travis Bickle in that you will start having vietnam war vet ptsd about shit and will want to kill either yourself or other people.

however you will be very bad at that because you feel like your brain is unmoored in your skull flooded with liquid and like your body is immersed in jello.

blemgoid

i got assigned a grey alien pen pal and all I send him are polaroids of me grabbing my nuts &flipping the bird

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wyrmicelli

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

markovchaingang

0% woke: sex workers are problematic because they're temptresses who spread degeneracy

50% woke: sex workers are workers like you or me and their concerns and problems are valid

100% woke: sex workers are problematic because they're petit-bourgeois artisans

notaaronsroommate

people have said that last thing to me in person with complete seriousness. yes they did try to give me a party newspaper.

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