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I need to stop replying to âhow do you make friends in your 30s?â threads because all my answers boil down to âyou have to want to know people instead of have friendsâ and I donât think people wanna hear that
This is some liberal nonsense for real...completely ignoring the actual material conditions of why making friends in your 30s is a systemic nightmare, and trust me cause I always "want to know people" plenty, yet i am extremely alineated and this is some victim blaming BS right here...
Most people with active social circles at this age are just coasting by on "legacy infrastructure", they are retaining friends from school, college, old jobs or family networks. If you happen to be unlucky enough to have hit a patch of cruel, "toxic" people during those formative eras, the entire floor drops out from under you and rebuilding a network from scratch under capitalism is a completely different beast
Even without the immense labor of childcare or looking after aging parents, or the understandable priority of finding a significant other in this modern dating landscape...people are structurally burnt out ~ Wage slavery drains every drop of our surplus energy ~ So when people finally get a microscopic sliver of free time, they don't want to invest emotional capital into a stranger, they simply want to rot in peace at home alone...
Iâve met incredible people irl where the mutual desire to connect is absolutely there, but they simply do not have the physical or mental bandwidth to prioritize a brand new person over their pre-existing ecosystem
Liberals truly live in some alternate hyper individualized "live love laugh" ass reality where structural alienation can be solved by just wanting it enough or wanting it right
Do not let them guilt trip you into thinking something is inherently wrong with YOU because you are isolated, your alienation isn't a personality defect but a systemic byproduct
I think there might be other reasons why you have no friends.
like, everything this person is saying about systemic issues and the built environment disincentivizing human connection is true.
but uh. yeah, I think there might be other reasons why you have no friends dawg.
Harperâs has a new panel discussion on âwhy has trust in the media collapsed, and what can we do about itâ; one of their panelists and the first one allowed to speak is Taylor Lorenz. My dudes, the call has never been more coming from inside the house.
Why the forces that felled Keir Starmer threaten so many Western leaders
the forces of doing a really bad job? doubling down on mediocrity?

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dawg the republicans in MN held a moment of silence for Derek Chauvin.
fuuuuuck me dead.
here's the thing, alright, I got a lot of like uncool seemingly centrist opinions the leftists don't like. I've moderated significantly on the police.
but they should have KIIIILLED that bitch.
they should have swung him from a fucking lamp post outside the 5th precinct, had everyone smacking his bloated purple carcass around like a piĂąata. Derek Chauvin should be dead and skinned and a wallet made of his leather handed out to each of Floyds remaining family members like the crackers did to Nat Turner.
man, I was out here saying the whole bullshit of "the parties are the same, drones with rainbow flags on em!!!!" before most people.
But like, brother I do not care what you think of the democrats, this is worse. This is infinitely worse. The situation we are in now is infinitely worse.
Making it a point to have a little prayer ritual for a STILL LIVING racist murderer, a man who is a racist murderer in such a particularly twisted and sick way, it is so beyond the fucking pale of any political comparison you could make.
Don't like that Elon Musk is turner-diary-posting on main.
Man, if we keep letting foreigners into the country, we might get a situation where a foreign-born person is put in charge of completely gutting the US Government and remaking it in his own image now wouldn't that be scary.
Something I think about more and more is that surely these people must know that they are full of shit, so what do they actually think they are doing?
I don't know, it's fascinating, I think radicals often have *less* conviction than the average person.
Elon Musk has indeed said some incredibly extreme things pretty casually, and yet I somewhat wonder what exactly is meant by this. Oh sheesh, I found it, key example of "people have gotten more racist" right there.
(mostly I would say that he engages in camp-of-the-saints-posting, which is not quite as bad but still rather seriously concerning.)
Which, actually... as I understand it Camp Of The Saints (and Submission) are both rather notable for their irreligion and overall crushing sentiment of pessimism and stuff. Which could be a form of a lack of conviction.
Mostly, as I have before, I'm wondering what your basis is for the idea that they are knowingly dishonest. (sometimes, I think that there's a sense that nuance has vanished from the world and, between "everything is completely fine" and "some lurid BS about a severe crisis", they choose the one that says things are clearly not OK.)
It has to do with the utter incoherence between one thing they say and another, not to mention the dissonance between what they say and the actual world.
Like, I don't really know how to explain it, sort of...
When two people disagree about, say, the best way to reduce gun violence it's fair to say they looked at confusing evidence and came to different conclusions.
If two people disagree about whether or not the Earth is flat something different is going on.
I've watched all the leading lights of the Republican party cheer loudly for exactly what they claim keeps them up at night: The politicizing of science; the use of the US military to pacify US citizens; blatant lawfare; assaults on free speech, etc. etc.
And at some point I just have to go, "If Elon Musk doesn't know that he's completely full of shit when he talks he's just delusional."
You don't spend time wringing your hands about what will happen to the human race if we don't embrace science and then put RFK in charge of vaccine policy if you actually believe in what you pretend to believe in.
i do wonder how much of it is that he is in fact delusional. That is, Musk isn't a scientist. He isn't an engineer. He is, much like myself and probably a lot of people on this website, someone who loves a lot of science edutainment. And in that vein, the prevailing religious narrative is of someone somewhere with a singular brilliant idea or theory or machine that is not believed by the ignorant rubes of his day. As a brief aside, a good deal of the most famous stories (in the west) of religious authorities stiffling scientific development are bunkum. Or at least the ones Musk would have heard of. Like Copernicus and Gallileio.
anyway, I think he really does believe that mankind is doomed if it doesn't embrace science.
but for this type of person, they believe science is when some brilliant idea is stifled by fools but eventually wins out. The conflict is central. when you or I say science we mean setting and then testing a hypothesis then repeating data to prove it. The hubble space telescope poster having dweebs like Elon say science and they mean this individualistic triumph of the truth telling ubermensch over the provincials and moralist fuddy duddies. Science is conflated in their mind with this false enlightenment myth of wide scale suppression of truth by authorities.
It is also no coincidence that the heroes of musks "science" are so often nerdy but aristocratic seeming aesthete men of leisure, often adventurers and naturalists, singular individuals who claim the discoveries, and not teams of people toiling anonymously in labs.
in that vein, RFK Jr. is exactly the pick for Musk. He is a man who is being repressed by the authorities of his day for speaking out against them with his truth. He is an aristocratic adventurer. He has his own program and his own "experiments" he does.
If you are someone who got the cliffs notes of Assimov and only a gradeschool heroic workup on enlightenment scientists, then you're surely viewing RFK Jr. as the modern renaissance man.
I've noticed that Musk and Peter Thiel, objectively two of the most powerful men on planet earth, continually portray themselves as weak, put upon, and just barely able to fight against the vast, implacable forces arrayed against them.
It drives me fucking crazy.
It's funny you say "ubermensch" because reading a bit of Nietzsche really clarified some of these thoughts for me.
Like, in this view, Musk thinks of DOGE as Gallileo, and the scientists that they fired, censured and threatened as the Catholic Church.
I think that's fucking perverse.
yeah I believe you're spot on. When my father was growing up, the heroic stories were about guys fighting in world war two, in the civil war, in the revolutionary war, it was about pioneers. Same for my grandfather. The idea of a heroic person was a solider and nationbuilder. My father and grandfather worshipped people like Franklin Roosevelt or Lincoln or Washington, people who (in that view, of heroic remembrances) were nation builders and kind of were The Man. That's the relatively small C conservative nostalgic hero. Something of a nationalist. For people like Musk, Thiel, and others, they are younger. they are closer to my age. And people whos parents or grandparents were boomers, the heroic stories are of rock stars and protestors and people being transgressive. And much like the things I mention above, they are completely stripped of political context. My father is a vietnam draft dodger, SDS member, FDR fan, and democrat despite being largely conservative and racist and anti socialist and pro war only if its bombing people who can't do anything back. My grandfather is a socialist and union man, fan of Castro. Both of these people idolized that vague nationalist troop type hero. The Man.
Musk and co. idolize hippies and psychonauts and rock stars with weird lefty politics, they idolize them as standing up to The Man. How many boomer spawn republicans have we seen who are in to Jimmy Hendrix or Rage Against the Machine or even punk bands like Dead Kennedys? How often have we seen watergate babies who have an encyclopedic knowledge of the struggles of their parents generation, with shit like the velvet underground and bans on rock and roll and andy warhol and obscenity trials, but then they themselves are anti abortion and shit?
I personally believe that in the same way that musk specifically is all about this fictitious ideal of the oppressed and silenced individualist scientist (in the Randian mode), this connects to the broader post-boomer population who has their cultural model of heroics being mostly rebel artist types revolting against social norms and mores.
To this conservative mindset, they have depoliticized WHAT those midcentury artists and rebels were revolting against, and just made it all into a pastiche of Footloose.
I can't say slurs or discriminate anymore, there's a cultural norm of not being the kind of shithead I want to be. I am just like the great hero Jim Morrison, I am freaking out the squares which is the heroic mode of my people.
Yeah, I agree. The big problem I have had with this for a long time, which I think has also been an issue with left-wing politics for a long time, is that if your whole conception of "heroism" is synonymous with "oppressed underdog fighting back" then you can never admit to yourself that you have power, because having power would make you The Man, and The Man is the bad guy.
And so Peter Thiel talks like he, a billionaire who can talk directly to some of the most powerful world leaders and directly influence their policy decisions talks about Greta Thunberg like she sets global policy and he just, gosh he just doesn't know if he's going to be able to stop her she has so many more resources then he does and she's so much more powerful but gosh darn it, even though he's the underdog he's going to try!
And you get these sort of justifications where people go, "Well, I'm the underdog, the only way to level the playing field with my powerful opponents is to play dirty" but the person saying that is a trillionaire who has full discretion to close any government project he likes for any reason.
It's interesting that you mentioned the "ubermensch" because this kind of psychology, this "I'm good *because* I'm the underdog, people with power are The Man and Evil, therefore if I'm good and you're evil that means you have power and I don't" attitude is very close to what Nietzsche meant by "slave morality".
well I'll be damned. I never read any Nietzsche and just kinda winged a usage of Ubermensch by cultural osmosis. But yeah I agree there is an issue of this on the left, just as on the right. I think american culture has a real problem with this in general. Everyone wants to be a bunch of greasemonkey rebels, everyone wants to envision themselves as insurgent freedom fighters, and by extension an obsession with being cool and subversive.
But no one wants to be the unfuckable dork that makes water treatment plants, because there's some level of buying into "the system" and there's no subverting, there's no transgressiveness, and so you end up with everyone claiming to be speaking truth to power.
The only people left who are "the man" are an ever aging, ever ablated, sclerotic liberal bureaucratic caste. They have the misfortune of being old enough to not really match up with the furthest excesses of "woke" type leftist culture war, and then also not insane WWG1WGA esoteric hitlerist conspiracy theorist for the rightist anti DEI crowd.
It feels as if we are, in a broader cultural context, attacking the very concept of nationbuilding. Like, in the sense of gradeschool geography lessons about Hammurabi or Fredrick the Great or the Taika reforms being "make a government that does stuff and establishes things" we have decided to chip away at that capacity to do anything but inflict violence.
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hey man, can we preemptively not do discourse about July 4th. everyone's already mad enough, just eat a hot dog and have a day off work. we know the countries racist, don't waste your breath or peace making a big to do on a rare day off that lets you dick around with explosives, drink beer, and eat cured meats. I ain't celebrating shit but the hot dogs, alright
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Don't like that Elon Musk is turner-diary-posting on main.
Man, if we keep letting foreigners into the country, we might get a situation where a foreign-born person is put in charge of completely gutting the US Government and remaking it in his own image now wouldn't that be scary.
Something I think about more and more is that surely these people must know that they are full of shit, so what do they actually think they are doing?
I don't know, it's fascinating, I think radicals often have *less* conviction than the average person.
Elon Musk has indeed said some incredibly extreme things pretty casually, and yet I somewhat wonder what exactly is meant by this. Oh sheesh, I found it, key example of "people have gotten more racist" right there.
(mostly I would say that he engages in camp-of-the-saints-posting, which is not quite as bad but still rather seriously concerning.)
Which, actually... as I understand it Camp Of The Saints (and Submission) are both rather notable for their irreligion and overall crushing sentiment of pessimism and stuff. Which could be a form of a lack of conviction.
Mostly, as I have before, I'm wondering what your basis is for the idea that they are knowingly dishonest. (sometimes, I think that there's a sense that nuance has vanished from the world and, between "everything is completely fine" and "some lurid BS about a severe crisis", they choose the one that says things are clearly not OK.)
It has to do with the utter incoherence between one thing they say and another, not to mention the dissonance between what they say and the actual world.
Like, I don't really know how to explain it, sort of...
When two people disagree about, say, the best way to reduce gun violence it's fair to say they looked at confusing evidence and came to different conclusions.
If two people disagree about whether or not the Earth is flat something different is going on.
I've watched all the leading lights of the Republican party cheer loudly for exactly what they claim keeps them up at night: The politicizing of science; the use of the US military to pacify US citizens; blatant lawfare; assaults on free speech, etc. etc.
And at some point I just have to go, "If Elon Musk doesn't know that he's completely full of shit when he talks he's just delusional."
You don't spend time wringing your hands about what will happen to the human race if we don't embrace science and then put RFK in charge of vaccine policy if you actually believe in what you pretend to believe in.
i do wonder how much of it is that he is in fact delusional. That is, Musk isn't a scientist. He isn't an engineer. He is, much like myself and probably a lot of people on this website, someone who loves a lot of science edutainment. And in that vein, the prevailing religious narrative is of someone somewhere with a singular brilliant idea or theory or machine that is not believed by the ignorant rubes of his day. As a brief aside, a good deal of the most famous stories (in the west) of religious authorities stiffling scientific development are bunkum. Or at least the ones Musk would have heard of. Like Copernicus and Gallileio.
anyway, I think he really does believe that mankind is doomed if it doesn't embrace science.
but for this type of person, they believe science is when some brilliant idea is stifled by fools but eventually wins out. The conflict is central. when you or I say science we mean setting and then testing a hypothesis then repeating data to prove it. The hubble space telescope poster having dweebs like Elon say science and they mean this individualistic triumph of the truth telling ubermensch over the provincials and moralist fuddy duddies. Science is conflated in their mind with this false enlightenment myth of wide scale suppression of truth by authorities.
It is also no coincidence that the heroes of musks "science" are so often nerdy but aristocratic seeming aesthete men of leisure, often adventurers and naturalists, singular individuals who claim the discoveries, and not teams of people toiling anonymously in labs.
in that vein, RFK Jr. is exactly the pick for Musk. He is a man who is being repressed by the authorities of his day for speaking out against them with his truth. He is an aristocratic adventurer. He has his own program and his own "experiments" he does.
If you are someone who got the cliffs notes of Assimov and only a gradeschool heroic workup on enlightenment scientists, then you're surely viewing RFK Jr. as the modern renaissance man.
I've noticed that Musk and Peter Thiel, objectively two of the most powerful men on planet earth, continually portray themselves as weak, put upon, and just barely able to fight against the vast, implacable forces arrayed against them.
It drives me fucking crazy.
It's funny you say "ubermensch" because reading a bit of Nietzsche really clarified some of these thoughts for me.
Like, in this view, Musk thinks of DOGE as Gallileo, and the scientists that they fired, censured and threatened as the Catholic Church.
I think that's fucking perverse.
yeah I believe you're spot on. When my father was growing up, the heroic stories were about guys fighting in world war two, in the civil war, in the revolutionary war, it was about pioneers. Same for my grandfather. The idea of a heroic person was a solider and nationbuilder. My father and grandfather worshipped people like Franklin Roosevelt or Lincoln or Washington, people who (in that view, of heroic remembrances) were nation builders and kind of were The Man. That's the relatively small C conservative nostalgic hero. Something of a nationalist. For people like Musk, Thiel, and others, they are younger. they are closer to my age. And people whos parents or grandparents were boomers, the heroic stories are of rock stars and protestors and people being transgressive. And much like the things I mention above, they are completely stripped of political context. My father is a vietnam draft dodger, SDS member, FDR fan, and democrat despite being largely conservative and racist and anti socialist and pro war only if its bombing people who can't do anything back. My grandfather is a socialist and union man, fan of Castro. Both of these people idolized that vague nationalist troop type hero. The Man.
Musk and co. idolize hippies and psychonauts and rock stars with weird lefty politics, they idolize them as standing up to The Man. How many boomer spawn republicans have we seen who are in to Jimmy Hendrix or Rage Against the Machine or even punk bands like Dead Kennedys? How often have we seen watergate babies who have an encyclopedic knowledge of the struggles of their parents generation, with shit like the velvet underground and bans on rock and roll and andy warhol and obscenity trials, but then they themselves are anti abortion and shit?
I personally believe that in the same way that musk specifically is all about this fictitious ideal of the oppressed and silenced individualist scientist (in the Randian mode), this connects to the broader post-boomer population who has their cultural model of heroics being mostly rebel artist types revolting against social norms and mores.
To this conservative mindset, they have depoliticized WHAT those midcentury artists and rebels were revolting against, and just made it all into a pastiche of Footloose.
I can't say slurs or discriminate anymore, there's a cultural norm of not being the kind of shithead I want to be. I am just like the great hero Jim Morrison, I am freaking out the squares which is the heroic mode of my people.
Hey, if you're ever in a position to liberate people from confinement, take lots of photos of their conditions and injuries. (ICE concentration camps, police custody) have a photographer.
Most brilliant thing the americans ever did was capturing photographs of the injuries slave owners inflicted on their prisoners and taking broad coverage of liberated concentration camps.
because frankly, unless there is overwhelming documentation, there's a tipping point where horriffic crimes sound almost fake. If the horriffic crime described by the victims is true, we feel disquieted by the nagging sense we are compelled to go fatally right this wrong. And so, we don't want to believe these things the worse they are.
thus, photo proof is essential.
One of the most brilliant strategies of communist regimes in the 20th century was just. Do not fucking document your crimes. The american CIA, the nazis, and other western demons will shockingly give you all the paperwork you need to prove their abuses. They label it top secret, sure, but who gives a shit, once it's in your hands that's it.
The soviets, CPC, North Vietnamese, and proxies around the globe, they came to this brilliant strategy. do not take fucking pictures, do not write down who's going where, when, why, if you plan on torturing or killing them. a trainload of political prisoners are transferred into the care of no one and suddenly they have escaped their captivity into the underside of a shallow ditch in the woods. Our soldiers marched into a village and all the villagers heads ended up downriver, strange. The red imperialists inteligentsia lapdogs in the west eat it up as their fascist imperialist neighbors ate up Sadaams WMD's.
I suppose I must award them something, not documenting your crimes against humanity seems to be utterly impossible for imperial regimes, "freedom fighters" and everyone.
now the mantle is taken up by the brave immigration and customs enforcement officers. They do not like to document or notate who the prisoners are or where they came from, they are shoddy in giving access to parts of their concentration camps, they do not want any documentation or evidence. They say pigs are one of the most intelligent mammals, after all.

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Don't like that Elon Musk is turner-diary-posting on main.
Man, if we keep letting foreigners into the country, we might get a situation where a foreign-born person is put in charge of completely gutting the US Government and remaking it in his own image now wouldn't that be scary.
Something I think about more and more is that surely these people must know that they are full of shit, so what do they actually think they are doing?
I don't know, it's fascinating, I think radicals often have *less* conviction than the average person.
Elon Musk has indeed said some incredibly extreme things pretty casually, and yet I somewhat wonder what exactly is meant by this. Oh sheesh, I found it, key example of "people have gotten more racist" right there.
(mostly I would say that he engages in camp-of-the-saints-posting, which is not quite as bad but still rather seriously concerning.)
Which, actually... as I understand it Camp Of The Saints (and Submission) are both rather notable for their irreligion and overall crushing sentiment of pessimism and stuff. Which could be a form of a lack of conviction.
Mostly, as I have before, I'm wondering what your basis is for the idea that they are knowingly dishonest. (sometimes, I think that there's a sense that nuance has vanished from the world and, between "everything is completely fine" and "some lurid BS about a severe crisis", they choose the one that says things are clearly not OK.)
It has to do with the utter incoherence between one thing they say and another, not to mention the dissonance between what they say and the actual world.
Like, I don't really know how to explain it, sort of...
When two people disagree about, say, the best way to reduce gun violence it's fair to say they looked at confusing evidence and came to different conclusions.
If two people disagree about whether or not the Earth is flat something different is going on.
I've watched all the leading lights of the Republican party cheer loudly for exactly what they claim keeps them up at night: The politicizing of science; the use of the US military to pacify US citizens; blatant lawfare; assaults on free speech, etc. etc.
And at some point I just have to go, "If Elon Musk doesn't know that he's completely full of shit when he talks he's just delusional."
You don't spend time wringing your hands about what will happen to the human race if we don't embrace science and then put RFK in charge of vaccine policy if you actually believe in what you pretend to believe in.
i do wonder how much of it is that he is in fact delusional. That is, Musk isn't a scientist. He isn't an engineer. He is, much like myself and probably a lot of people on this website, someone who loves a lot of science edutainment. And in that vein, the prevailing religious narrative is of someone somewhere with a singular brilliant idea or theory or machine that is not believed by the ignorant rubes of his day. As a brief aside, a good deal of the most famous stories (in the west) of religious authorities stiffling scientific development are bunkum. Or at least the ones Musk would have heard of. Like Copernicus and Gallileio.
anyway, I think he really does believe that mankind is doomed if it doesn't embrace science.
but for this type of person, they believe science is when some brilliant idea is stifled by fools but eventually wins out. The conflict is central. when you or I say science we mean setting and then testing a hypothesis then repeating data to prove it. The hubble space telescope poster having dweebs like Elon say science and they mean this individualistic triumph of the truth telling ubermensch over the provincials and moralist fuddy duddies. Science is conflated in their mind with this false enlightenment myth of wide scale suppression of truth by authorities.
It is also no coincidence that the heroes of musks "science" are so often nerdy but aristocratic seeming aesthete men of leisure, often adventurers and naturalists, singular individuals who claim the discoveries, and not teams of people toiling anonymously in labs.
in that vein, RFK Jr. is exactly the pick for Musk. He is a man who is being repressed by the authorities of his day for speaking out against them with his truth. He is an aristocratic adventurer. He has his own program and his own "experiments" he does.
If you are someone who got the cliffs notes of Assimov and only a gradeschool heroic workup on enlightenment scientists, then you're surely viewing RFK Jr. as the modern renaissance man.
They need to introduce laws which limit prime ministers after they leave office. No, you can't have a book deal. No, you can't have your own column in the Daily Mail. No, you can't tour the US to speak at MAGA conferences. You must take a vow of silence and live like a monk for the rest of your life.
Every elected official should be compelled to join a monastery after they leave public life.
join a monastery, exit public life, and donate all worldly possessions Or walk off a cliff to prove their convictions.
every public official should get one freebie where they are allowed to act as an advisor for one post colonial authoritarian nightmare dictatorship, but only if they promise to solely implement one really funny and stupid policy they had a hardon for during their tenure.
so, Tony Blair is already doing this with ID cards in Turkmenistan. Sir Keir can maybe go to Equatorial Guinea and try convincing them to ban smoking and sweet flavored vapes and choking porn.
If Trump manages to cheat the rope or the reaper before leaving office he can go do something stupid to Ryugyong hotel. There's almost certainly a pool in there he can do something insane to.
or monastic vow of silence, or walk off a cliff.