Celeste

no the princess did not just moan her stuffie's name while you were fucking her. that would be weird... right?

I would kill everyone for her

i love my friends so much i could cry

‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.

What does this gif have to do with werewolves?

if you have to ask you’re not ready

can you explain? i don’t get it

This is like someone just informed the newcomers about the devils sacrament taking place every full moon and the devil itself popped up asking “what sacrament?” with a cheshire grin.

there's a really fun balance when you know someone has a crush on you where you can tease them for having a crush on you without letting them know you know they have a crush on you. this only works because people who have crushes will analyze everything you say but not very well. anyway, i love playing with my food.

Date idea: we hunt down and kill my father

"I'm not wearing deodorant" is the scent kink equivalent to "I'm not wearing panties under my dress"

sensory dep fantasy: wearing a bag over your head or a gasmask with lens caps all day, but it's a day where your owner/friends/whatever take you out for the day, maybe for a walk or a picnic, and you get everything except the sights of the day and you won't know someone's there until they say something and everyone knows that while you're like that they can touch and poke you however they like and you're taken from place to place without knowing where you're going or what's going to happen when you get there.