Hey so I was wondering if you did headcanons for Robert irwin??? Like what would it would be like to date him and such? If you can't that alright!
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Dating Robert Irwin Headcanons đ
- First off, I think Robert won't meet his special someone until his 20s. This boy is so dedicated to his work that dating is the last thing on his mind.
- And when you both meet, neither of you are looking for love, it just finds you.
- Unlike with his parents and his sister, it's not love at first sight. You don't hate eachother but it's strictly platonic.
- Maybe you meet at Steve Irwin's Gala Dinner, or another event that Robert attends for the benefit of the zoo. You both have completely different careers, but share a passion for wildlife.
- Like I said, the connection is strictly platonic, at first. You get to know eachother inside and out. Despite any culture differences you just click together. Whenever you're not both captive to your demanding lives, the two of you are side by side.
- Robert falls first. He confesses first too, because lord knows he can't keep a secret. Especially not from you.
- You're hesitant. Robert is your best friend, and you couldn't bear for that to change. After some pondering, you agree to go out with him.
- After that first date it's all history. Nothing important changes between the both of you. You remain friends, but now lovers intertwined with that. Your evening talks at sunset concerning future plans and dreams explicitly involve eachother.
- You're an adventurous couple. Your favorite thing to do together is go on roadtrips. You love escaping the world together and blasting your favorite songs as the wind blows through your hair. You frequently have to tell Robert to keep his eyes on the road though, as he can't help but sneak loving glances at you.
- Still, you also enjoy quiet nights in. Robert is the best hugger and cuddler. His strong arms become your safe space after a rough day. It goes both ways. Robert can become insecure about how he's taking care of things woth conservation. This often leads to you running your hands through his hair while his head is in your lap and giving him reassuring words.
- He compliments you any chance he can get. And he brags about you to everyone. Physical touch is also one of his top love languages. You will likely always be holding hands, fingers interwoven.
- When you're apart, you're still in touch. He sends you things throughout the day like memes and pictures of cute animals. He also loves to paint for you.
- Of course the family loves you. When you start going out, "finally's" pour from Terri, Bindi, Chandler, and the rest. Grace definitely calls you Aunt Y/N. You're a goofy bunch, always laughing and sometimes playing pranks on eachother. Especially you and Bindi vs Robert and Chandler.
- He's serious about you and plans on marrying you. You support eachother always, in career or otherwise. Anything that happens in life, good or bad he wants to experience with you. He always makes that clear.
A/N: Rushed bc otherwise I'd overthink it and it would never get written. Here's dating hcs for your fave modern croc hunter! Hope it's satisfactory. Not proofread.
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there should be a cool, chill way to say things like âIâm strugglingâ or âIâm having a hard timeâ that doesnât imply you might have needs
âś a/n âş starting k-tober off light! heâs kinda mean in this!!! also, iâve never written for this concept before, be kinddd (・ďšď˝Ą") âś
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itâs truly a pity, the way you are.Â
at camp, it'd be better for you to just stay hidden. the way you dressed, your hair, how you hadnât even had your first kiss. even with all the summers youâd come back to camp, nobody wanted to be caught dead with you.Â
âitâs just unfortunate,â you hear a high voice say through the wooden door. youâd been sitting on your bunk all day after making a fool of yourself down at the lake. âlook at the girl! she can barely come out of her cabin without breaking down and sobbing. what a shame. luke?â she asks him, who you didnât know was there.Â
he was kind, though. the kinda boy who youâd feel comfortable alone in an elevator with. he waved at you once, like, two summers ago. he also asked if you knew where he could get a blunt. so charming, that one!Â
âno, yeah⌠sheâsâsheâs a fuckinâ freakâŚâ his mouth dried up. you werenât that bad.Â
the rotten wooden floors creaked underneath your feet as you stood and softly walked toward the door, making sure neither of them heard you. the girl talking to luke shushed him, who wasnât speaking at all, and leaned closer to the door, maybe pushing her ear up against it. âi think the bitch is listening right now!â and an obnoxious giggle followed right after. âhey, bitch, we can hear you!â she pounded her fists against the door before you stumbled back, tripping on a boot behind you.Â
you land flat on your ass. it throbs when you stand and run to the part of the cabin furthest from the door, barely holding back tears. âluke, iâm telling you, sheâs nothing. quite literally nothing.â you can just barely make out her voice. footsteps trail away from your door, you stay glued to the wall.Â
and for days you sobbed at the thought of luke hating you. the one person you take a liking to happens to hate you. he probably likes whoever was with him on the other side of the door. they probably bond over their shared hatred for you. you hadnât even come out of your cabin in fear of seeing luke after what happened! heâd know you as the girl who bust her ass after eavesdropping on a conversation with his girlfriend. or whoever that was. point still stands, he hates you.Â
didnât take away from the fact you liked him a lot. his biceps, calves, thighs. anything about him, you liked. you slipped your fingers between your slick folds, lying flat on your bunk while everyone else laughed and socialized down at the bonfire by the lake. your fingers ran over your puffy clit, pushing on it, making your hips buck up. luke would push your hands out of the way and whisper, âlâme do it,â and his fingers would circle your sopping hole, threatening to push inside if you promised to be quiet. to not let anyone know what you two were doing. not because he was ashamed, because he wanted you to himself.Â
or maybe heâd stretch his arm out to your lips, a blunt held between his index and middle finger, âcâmon,â heâd say. âyouâll feel better, baby.âÂ
that was romantic. him wanting you.Â
you screwed your eyes shut to the thought of that beautiful image. maybe heâd rut his cock against your ass at night after sneaking into your cabin. his fingers dig into your fleshy thighs as he gets himself off, inhaling your scent and moaning in your ear, letting you know youâre enough for him. âso beautiful. all i need⌠this right here,â voice all muffled from his face digging into your neck. âperfect.â
then you woke up.Â
you finally worked up the courage to do something about this. you ached for him to be as close as you imagined. you found him lingering by the lake, lighting an expertly-rolled blunt with a matchstick. your eyes run over his form, biceps toned and all perfect right in front of you. âyou need somethinâ?â a plume of smoke escaped through his teeth as he spoke. ânoâno, i waâi needed a rock,â your fingers tangled behind your back as you looked at anything but him.Â
âyou needed a rock?â a tinge of disbelief in his voice. he furrowed his eyebrows at you before bursting into laughter. a soft smile takes over your face as it warms with embarrassment. he found you funny. he wasnât laughing with you, but you didnât think he was fully laughing at you.
and so, you both sat and spoke for hours down at that lake. he made dumb jokes to you in an attempt to open you up, to get you to say something. you went back and forth asking each other questions about college and your lives outside of camp. his stories of parties and sex made you cringe but not for him, but for you.Â
he gave you the floor to talk about anything. you told him about school and how youâd done quite well this past year, but he wasnât phased. âanything but that shit. no parties? drinking? have you even had sex? huh?â he expected you to admit it was all a joke and for you to share stories that were better left unsaid. nothing. did he not know? you were sure he hated you and knew about your isolationist tendencies, the same ones that barred you from forming any meaningful relationships in and outside of camp.Â
he took a drag from the blunt and threw his head back, exhaling. âno parties, drinking, weed, or sex?â he really stressed that last word, pulling his head back up and staring at you. waiting. you shook your head with your lips pressed into a line as his teeth dug into his bottom lip, examining your form. knees close to your chest with your arms wrapped around them, foot tapping the small pebbles settled underneath your ass.
âi should go.â
weeks go by and you pass glances at one another from time to time. he lingers at the lake while you stay back, lying on your bunk. thinking.Â
thereâs a slight knock at the front door of your cabin, like itâs meant to be quiet. to not draw attention. your other mates are out because theyâd rather let you sulk in peace. whoeverâs outside is growing impatient because they knock again, this time a little more aggressive. âcoming! sorry!â you awkwardly shuffle to the door before swinging it open, only to be met with the face of luke. youâre unable to get a word out, your feet stay planted as you stare up at him.Â
âgonna let me in or just look all stupid?â he took a step closer, his arm grazing your chest. you let him in and asked him why heâd even set foot in your cabin. you told him you thought he didnât want to be seen with you, he didnât confirm or deny that. âyouâre in college and you havenât fucked, i wanted to help you. itâs honestly fuckinâ sad.â
your nails dig into your arm. âhelp me?âÂ
âhelp you, yeah, help,â fingers running through his hair, âlike i just said,â he exhales. âiâll fuck you.âÂ
your breath gets caught in your throat when he says it like that. you try your best to get him to leave by explaining youâll live without sex, and how it can actually benefit some people to be left alone, and how youâre fine. youâre lying, obviously, you need it.Â
both of his hands are holding your waist as he kisses your neck and suckles at it, they massage underneath your stomach and hips as he groans deeply in your ear. âpoor girl,â he whispers as he tugs at your loose shorts. âlie down fâme.â
âdonât get used to this, alright? iâm only doing it âcause youâve been so pathetic about it.â
you lie back with your thin, cotton underwear barely covering your wet cunt that throbs at the sight of the man before you. his thumb rests on your chubby clit and rubs circles on it with his other hand holding onto your thigh. âfirst time ever doinâ this and youâre already so ready, right? nobodyâs touched you here at all, huh?â he teases as your back arches off of the bed involuntarily. âso fucking sad,â you rubbed your cunt onto his thumb now, itâs all slick through your underwear.Â
he can tell youâre getting desperate, so he peels your underwear off and pulls you closer to him. cockâs all hard and sensitive, just having to rub against the fabric of his boxers while he ruins you. oh, how badly he wants to cum. he smirks to himself at the thought of cumming in a virgin, all tight and warm. âpretty pussy hasnât been touched at all⌠youâre so lucky iâm here,â he leans into your cunt, the warmth of his face near it makes you sigh softly. âmâso lucky, yeahâmy first,â you nod profusely.Â
his lips latch onto your pretty cunt which make your thighs tremble softly. he holds onto your thighs once again, keeping you still as he tastes you real good. his warm tongue dips into your cunt perfectly, just pushing past that spongy, soft spot in your gummy walls. âc-canât do it, luke!â you buck your hips into his mouth and your juices mixed with his saliva run down his chin disgustingly.Â
he pulls off for a second, just to speak, âsheâs been waiting for this, gotta give it to âer. donât move,â his nails dig into your plush thighs even more when he starts sucking your clit again, one thigh feeling a bit of relief when his hand pulls off and he dips his middle finger into your pussy.Â
âshit, youâre really this tight? guess beinâ ignored all this time did somethinâ to you.â
you thrash and cry out while he fucks your glistening cunt with one finger, ât-too much, luke!â you try and pull off his finger, but he just digs deeper into you, making sure to curl up into your hole. âyâknow, maybe this is why nobody fucks youâyou canât take it,â laughing.
âjusâ let me have it now, luke,â you whine, âdonât want it to hurt, put it in n-nowâŚâ his finger still deep in you. his eyes are trained on your face, the way your hair sticks to your forehead and how your teeth tear into your bottom lip, drawing blood. your eyebrows knitted as he hits that good spot. âsince you want it so badly,â he sits up and pulls his sweatpants off, his boxers follow.Â
your jaw goes slack at the sight of it and you crane your neck to get a better look. he notices your face and grins seeing you all nervous and shit. ârelax. iâll help you through it, we both know no one else will,â he spit on his hand and started stroking his cock while you watch, legs spread, a lump in your throat, hands gripping your bedsheets so you donât faint.Â
itâs so thick, and the tip of itâs all red, puffy and angry. he rubs it against your clit, hands wrapped around your thighs once again to really make sure you donât run. you wanted this, itâs clear. âf-first time feelinâ a cock against you, right?â he could barely get the words out without stuttering, you feel too good!Â
his cock slipped into in a way that screamed "i'm so sorry for you,â like he wanted you to know this was a favor, that he wouldnât do this any other time. heâs helping a loser. he fucks his cock into you, pulling in and out with your shared juices at the base of his cock. âfuckinâ tight,â your nails dig into his arms that are planted on either side of your head, sheets in his fist as he pushes into you. the way your gummy hole squeezes him, practically beckoning him inside, itâs inviting.Â
you canât take it, to be honest! your thighs shaking and back arching off the bed as luke gives you what you wanted. âneed this experience if you want a man, yâknow?â he thrusts, âe-experience is required.âÂ
you unravel underneath him with that knot in your stomach tightening with every thrust he gives you, âg-gonna cum, luke, please!â you pleaded with him to get off of you, to not make you cum around him, to save you the embarrassment of letting go all over him.Â
âlet it go,â he thrusts with each word. his thick cock hit that spot too much for you to handle. so you do let it go and your cunt flutters around his shaft. you milk him with each time it restricts around him, choking him. âcumminâ! iâm cumminâ!â you cry out, every part of your body trembling as your orgasm takes over your entire body. he finds this hilarious, laughing as your body contorts just from the feeling of his cock.Â
your cunt is still so much tighter than anyone heâs had before, somehow! even with all of this, youâre just squeezing him so good. he has to cum. he feels his balls tightening as he approaches his orgasm. âput my babies nâ you,â groaning out, arms bending for his elbows to rest beside your head when he gives you his all. âpoor fuckinâ girl needed my cock to c-cum!â before his warm load spills deep inside of you. his cock twitches as he fucks it into you, holding your face in his hands while is cum spills out of you with each thrust.Â
the aftershocks of your orgasm were still hitting you as he quickly pulled out of you, pulling his boxers and sweatpants back on.Â
âyâknow, you should be grateful. nobody else would waste their time,â he ran his fingers through his damp curls as he spoke. âyouâre welcome.â
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when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don't know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.
i think all these american media gay guys acting like francois is some provincial philistine who doesn't understand anything is so crazy he's from montreal, california is some little backwater, they were gay in montreal 300 years ago
imagine being a 40 year old bisexual guy who was in a xavier dolan movie in 2009 as your feature debut and getting lectured about how to be gay properly by a bunch of little twerps in their 20s, i'd lose my mind
âwhat are you doing this weekendâ i am going to fantasy land. i am hiding under the covers in bed. i am making things up. i am contemplating events that didnt happen. i am talking to fake people. i am listening to my tunes. i am envisioning scenarios
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pairing: dilf golfer!bucky barnes x cart girl!reader | 6k words
warnings: explicit sexual content 18+, daddy kink, oral (f receiving), unprotected sex, public sex, dirty talk, thigh-grab moments, praise kink, lap riding, consensual power dynamics, mild degradation, smut from top to bottom, and one very ruined bad day
summary: youâve had the day from hellârude golfers, missing drinks, and a stray ball that almost ends youâbut Bucky notices the second you pull up to his tee. after buying out your entire cooler âjust so you can close early,â he tells you to drive him somewhere quiet and proceeds to make it his personal mission to erase every scrap of irritation from your body. one lap, one slow stretch of him inside you, and one wicked grin later, he succeeds spectacularly.
authors note: received from this inbox request. i haven't stopped thinking about it since i got it. this was so fucking delcious i can't!!! i was also a bev cart girl in college so the slander towards fuck ass nasty men is very much projected
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By the time your cart rattles up to the twelfth tee, youâre pretty sure the universe has it out for you.
It started with the guy on hole three who thought âservice with a smileâ meant he could snap his fingers to get your attention and then complain the beer wasnât cold enoughâdespite the literal ice in the cooler. Then there was the bachelorette party with matching pink visors who ordered twelve different drinks, changed their minds three times, and somehow managed to knock over an entire row of perfectly lined-up seltzers while giggling that âoops, thatâs a you problem, right?â
By hole seven, the sun had turned brutal, baking the course in a hazy shimmer that made the grass look like it was melting. Half your backup inventory went missing from the shed, so youâve been playing a fun game of âhow many ways can I apologize for not having their favorite brand of light beer.â Your head aches, your lower back is a knot, your thighs are damp with sweat under your shorts, and your polo sticks to your spine in the most irritating way possible.
And then, somewhere around hole ten, a stray ball comes screaming in from the neighboring fairway and misses your head by inches, slamming into the cart with a loud, sharp thwack that nearly stops your heart.
Youâre still a little shaky from that one.
So yeah. Worst day.
You plaster on your practiced âtotally fine, not dying insideâ smile as you pull up to the next group. Four men in various degrees of polo and khaki crimes stand around the tee box. Three of them are strangers.
The fourth one isnât.
James âBuckyâ Barnes leans on his driver and looks up the second your cart squeaks to a stop. His cap is pulled low against the sun, strands of brown hair curling at his neck, beard neatly trimmed around a smirk that has more than once made your brain skip a beat. The navy polo heâs wearing clings to his chest and biceps, the sleeves hugging thick, muscled arms that flex when he shifts his weight.
Youâve seen him a lot this summer. Heâs become one of the course regulars: the guy who tips well, flirts harmlessly, never lets his buddies get away with treating you like a walking vending machine. You like him. A little too much, if youâre honest.
âAfternoon, gentlemen,â you chirp, even though your voice feels frayed. âWhat can I get you?â
Two of the strangers immediately ask for beers and something cold, complaining about the heat, the walk, their score. The third wants to paw through your entire selection to see if you have a specific brand you already apologized for being out of five times today.
Through it all, Bucky is quiet.
You can feel his gaze on you, steady and thoughtful, like heâs peeling back the bright service-industry veneer and clocking exactly how close you are to snapping. When you hand over change and force another smile, his eyes dip to your mouth, then back up.
âYou good, doll?â he asks, voice low enough that the others donât really hear it.
You inhale. âPeachy.â
His brows twitch, like he wants to call you on the lie, but youâre already turning to shove the cash box back under the cooler. Before you can straighten fully, a familiar clatter sounds in the empty space behind you.
You turn.
Heâs standing there with his wallet in his hand, a thick wad of bills pinched between two fingers.
âIâll take the rest of it,â he says.
You blink. âThe⌠rest of what?â
He tips his chin toward the cooler. âAll of it, sweetheart. Every bottle, every can, the sad little energy drinks hiding in the corner. Iâm buying you out.â
The other guys laugh like itâs a bit. âWhat, you starting a bar at home, Barnes?â
âSomething like that,â he says absently, eyes never leaving yours. âWhat do you say, cart girl? You wanna close up early?â
Your heart thumps, sudden and hard.
âYou donât have toââ
âI know I donât have to.â His mouth curves around the words. âI want to.â
The way he says it does something to you that has nothing to do with the cash heâs holding and everything to do with the way his gaze warms, soft but unyielding. Heâs not teasing. Not really. He looks⌠concerned. Determined. Like heâs decided something, and that thing includes you not having a meltdown on the eighteenth hole.
âBarnes, man, thatâsââ one of the guys starts.
âPut it on my tab if you want,â Bucky interrupts easily. âBut Iâm serious. Sheâs done. You all good? You got your drinks? Great. Weâll catch up.â
The golfers grumble good-naturedly, shrug, and wander back to their game. Theyâre already popping cans and complaining about their swings as they move down the fairway. Within seconds, their voices blend into the general hum of the course.
Silence settles around the cart.
You stare at Bucky. âYou really gonna drink an entire coolerâs worth of alcohol by yourself?â
âWho says Iâm drinkinâ it?â He steps closer, folding the bills and tucking them neatly into the front pocket of your polo, fingers brushing the fabric over your chest just enough to make you swallow. âMaybe Iâm just highly motivated to improve staff morale.â
You snort despite yourself. âYouâre unbelievable.â
âThere she is,â he murmurs, pleased, because he got you to crack a little. Then, softer: âSeriously, honey. Let me buy you out. Youâve looked ready to bite somebodyâs head off all afternoon.â
âYouâve been watching me all afternoon?â you say, because reacting to the first part feels like it might break you open.
He doesnât deny it.
âDrive me somewhere quiet,â he says instead, voice lowering in a way that threatens to melt your knees. He taps the empty seat next to him as he slides in, his big body making the cart rock gently. âLet Daddy make your day better, doll.â
Heat crawls up your neck.
You shouldnât love how that sounds as much as you do. You shouldnât like that he says Daddy like itâs a promise and a question all at once, eyes locked on yours like heâs giving you ample space to say no. You shouldnât love the lazy confidence, the way he moves like the world bends around him, except when heâs talking to you, heâs⌠careful. Always careful.
You think of the golf ball that nearly cracked your skull. Of the leering guy who tried to talk you into âriding something more fun than that cart.â Of how tired your legs are, how hot your skin feels, how bone-deep worn out you are.
And then you climb into the driverâs seat and put your hands on the wheel.
âBuckle up,â you tell him, because your mouth is braver than your brain.
His answering grin is slow and sinful. âYes, maâam.â
He twists to snag the seatbeltânot even pretending heâs just doing it for safetyâand the motion pulls his polo tight across his chest. Muscle presses against cotton, veins shifting in his forearms as he settles in. You put the cart in drive before you can stare too openly.
The path that loops behind the back nine winds through a cluster of trees, where the land dips just enough to tuck you out of sight from the main fairways. Youâve seen couples sneak down here before, in stolen afternoon moments they hope the clubhouse cameras canât catch. Itâs shady and quiet, the air cooler where sunlight filters through leaves instead of blinding off glossy turf.
You guide the cart down the slight slope, gravel crunching under the wheels. The usual hum of the club feels distant now, like something you can shrug off with your uniform in the locker room. For a few minutes, itâs just you, the low whine of the motor, and the solid weight of Bucky at your side.
He rests one arm along the back of the seat, fingers draping behind your shoulders without quite touching. His thigh is a solid line of heat next to yours, stretching his slacks tight. He smells like cedar and cologne and sun-warmed cotton, with a hint of something darker, muskier, underneath.
âYou okay?â he asks quietly after a moment. âReally?â
You keep your eyes on the path. âI almost got decapitated by a Titleist. Found out half my stock mysteriously walked off. Got called sweetheart, honey, and âhey youâ in roughly equal measure by grown men who still donât know how to read the menu on the back of my cart. But sure. Iâm fantastic.â
His hand slides down from the back of the seat to rest lightly on your shoulder, thumb rubbing a slow circle through the fabric of your polo. âYou shoulda called me over to smack some sense into âem.â
âWhat, you gonna beat them with your nine iron?â You glance at him, lips twitching.
âDonât tempt me.â His eyes flick over your face, softer now. âI really am sorry, doll. You donât deserve to have your day go like that.â
âOh yeah?â Your voice goes quiet. âWhat do I deserve, then?â
The look he gives you makes your breath catch. Heavy and warm and molten, like heâs cataloging every answer heâs been holding back all summer.
âPark,â he says, rough around the edges. âThen Iâll tell you.â
Your pulse thuds in your throat.
You pull the cart off the path into a shaded alcove between two large oaks, wheels bumping over uneven ground until you find a relatively level spot. The canopy above throws dappled shadows across the front of the cart, the air cooler, birds chattering somewhere deeper in the trees. No other golfers in sight. No stray balls.
Just the two of you.
You put it in park. Your hands linger on the wheel like youâre afraid to let go.
Buckyâs fingers still on your shoulder. âLook at me, baby.â
You turn.
Itâs not like he hasnât flirted before. The playful comments, the lingering tips, the way he sometimes slides an extra five into your hand with a wink and a soft âfor you, not the cart.â But thisâthis feels different. Not casual. Not easy.
Focused.
âAny of this too much?â he asks quietly. âWe stop, I walk back, you tell the manager I bought out your cooler and took off. You never see me again if thatâs what you want.â
The idea hits you like a punch. âI donât want that.â
âGood.â Relief flickers over his face. ââCause Iâve been thinkinâ about getting you alone in this damn cart since the first day you rolled up and tried to upsell me on overpriced trail mix.â
âYou bought three,â you remind him.
âYeah, because your lips did this little pout when I said I didnât want any.â His thumb brushes the corner of your mouth lightly, the touch so gentle it makes your lungs forget how to work. âDrove me insane. Still does.â
Your pulse hammers. âYou really notice everything, huh?â
âHard not to, doll.â His gaze dips to your throat, then lower, sliding down the line of your body. âYouâre my favorite part of this course.â
He says it like itâs fact, simple and solid as the trees around you.
Your hands finally leave the wheel and find his chest instead, fingers curling into his polo. The fabric is warm and slightly damp from the heat; under it, his heart beats steady and strong. You donât even remember leaning in, but suddenly his breath is ghosting over your lips, the brim of his cap casting you in shade through the thin space between you.
âStill wanna make my day better, Daddy?â you ask, the word tasting decadent as it leaves your tongue.
His eyes blow dark.
âBaby,â he rasps, âyou got no idea.â
Then heâs kissing you.
Itâs not tentative. Itâs not careful. Itâs hungry in a way that scrapes the bad mood right off your skin. His mouth claims yours like heâs been holding himself back for weeks and finally decided heâs done pretending. His hand comes up to cup the back of your head, fingers threading into your hair, tipping you exactly where he wants you. His other hand spans your waist, tugging you closer across the small space between your seats until your chest is pressed to his and the steering wheel digs into your hip.
You make a small, startled sound against his lips. His tongue swipes along the seam of your mouth, coaxing you open, deepening the kiss until thought melts away under pure sensation. He tastes like mint and beer and something that makes your toes curl in your sneakers.
âCome here,â he murmurs, breaking away only long enough to haul you more fully into his lap.
You go easily, straddling his thighs, your knees braced on either side of the seat. The cart rocks with the shift in weight, a soft creak of metal and suspension. It only makes your heart race more. His hands slide down to your ass, fingers biting through the thin cotton of your shorts as he pulls you down until youâre seated firmly against the thick, growing press of him beneath his zipper.
âOh,â you breathe, a little helpless.
âYeah,â he says, voice rough with satisfaction. âThere you go, princess. Just like that.â
He kisses you again as he rocks you forward gently, the slow grind sending heat spiraling through your body. The friction of your shorts against him, the solid flex of muscle under your thighs, the sheer size of himâeverything conspires to make your head spin.
You break away, panting softly. âWeâre really doing this in the cart.â
He smirks, thumb brushing your lower lip. âGot a problem with that?â
âNo,â you say, voice breathy, honesty spilling out before you can catch it. âKinda hoped we would.â
He groans, head tipping back against the seat for a beat like he needs a second to get himself together. When he looks at you again, his eyes are molten.
âFuck, youâre gonna kill me,â he mutters, fingers gripping your hips tighter. âGimme a sec. I wanna taste you before I lose my damn mind.â
Your brain stutters. âTasteââ
âMm-hm.â He taps your thigh. âTurn around for me. Knees on the seat. Hold onto the back rail.â
You blink at him, then at the empty tree line, and feel heat roar to life low in your belly.
âOut here?â you whisper, but youâre already moving, sliding off his lap to kneel on the passenger seat. Your fingers curl around the metal bar at the back of the cart, knuckles whitening. The position makes your shorts stretch tight across your ass, your back arched, your breath catching.
âOut here,â he confirms, like itâs the most natural thing in the world. âDonât worry. Iâll keep watch.â
His hands skim up the backs of your thighs, slow and appreciative, fingertips leaving trails of heat on your sticky skin. He hooks his fingers in the hem of your shorts, dragging them up just enough that the fabric rides higher, baring more of you to the warm air.
You gasp as he leans forward and presses a kiss to the inside of your knee, then another on the back of your thigh. Itâs almost reverent. Nothing crude, nothing rushed. Just his mouth following a path up, up, up, leaving a trail of soft, open-mouthed kisses along skin thatâs never felt particularly special before and now feels like it might catch fire from the attention alone.
âYouâve been running around this course all day for assholes who donât appreciate you,â he murmurs against your skin. âLeast I can do is worship a little.â
Your grip on the bar tightens. âThatâs notâahânecessary.â
âFeels necessary to me, doll.â His thumb strokes the side of your hip. âYou want me to stop?â
âNo,â you say instantly, voice gone thin. âPlease donât stop.â
âThatâs my good girl,â he praises softly.
The words send a shiver straight down your spine.
You feel him shift behind you, the seat creaking, and then heâs undoing the button of your shorts with deft fingers. He takes his time, like every little movement is deliberate. The metal teeth of your zipper whisper down, your shorts loosening around your hips. He tugs them, inch by inch, over the swell of your ass, carefully maneuvering them down until theyâre bunched mid-thigh. Your panties cling to you, damp with heat, the thin fabric doing little to conceal how much you want this.
You make a faint, embarrassed noise. He catches it immediately.
âHey,â he says, voice low and soothing. âNone of that. You know how many times Iâve thought about this? About you?â
You swallow. âYou have?â
âBaby,â he almost laughs, the sound incredulous. âThe way you smile, the way you talk, those little shorts you wear when itâs hot out? Iâve spent an unhealthy amount of time in the clubhouse shower tryinâ not to be a creep about it.â
Your face flames, but your chest swells tooâsome fragile part of you softening at the idea he wanted you this much and still kept his distance until you were ready. Until you parked the cart and climbed into his lap and said Daddy like you meant it.
His hands slide up the backs of your thighs again, thumbs pressing into tight muscles, working circles that make your knees wobble. He rises slightly behind you, and then his breath is ghosting over the backs of your thighs, the curve of your ass, the thin cotton between your legs.
You gasp sharply when his mouth finally lands over that thin barrier, warm and open and possessive. He kisses you through the fabric, slow and deliberate, like heâs savoring the taste even dulled by cotton.
âSweet little thing,â he hums, the vibration making your toes curl in your shoes. âKnew youâd be delicious.â
Your hips jerk involuntarily. âBuckyââ
âHold on tight for me,â he tells you, fingers curling into the sides of your panties. âGonna take good care of you.â
He eases the damp fabric aside, baring you to the air and his gaze. You canât see his face, but you feel the way he stills for a heartbeat, breath catching like heâs been punched. Thenâ
Then he settles in.
The first slow, deliberate stroke of his tongue against you rips a sound from your throat you donât recognize. You slap a hand over your mouth too late, muffling the rest of it into your palm as your whole body bows against the bar.
âEasy,â he murmurs between slow, thorough licks. âGot you, baby.â
Your legs tremble as he works you, unhurried but relentless, like heâs got all the time in the world and every second is dedicated to mapping exactly what makes you gasp, what makes your hips twitch back toward his mouth. He alternates between long, languid strokes and firmer, more focused attention, letting you ride the waves of it, encouraging you quietly when you whimper and shift.
âThatâs it,â he soothes, voice rough with arousal. âDonât hold back on me. Wanna hear you.â
âWeâreâweâre outside,â you manage weakly.
âTree lineâs clear,â he counters, lips curving against you. âOnly thing out here is you and me, doll. And right now, youâre the only thing I care about.â
He proves it, too.
His hands bracket your hips, holding you steady when your knees threaten to give out, thumbs spreading you just enough to angle you exactly where he wants you. Every slow drag of his tongue, every swirl, every gentle suck pulls another frayed sound from your chest. Youâre vaguely aware of the cart rocking slightly as you brace against it, of the birds still chattering in the distance, of the faint hiss of wind through leaves.
Mostly, youâre aware of him.
Of the way his mouth moves over you like heâs devouring something heâs craved for a long, long time. Of the way his quiet praises spill against your skin, hot and reverent.
âLook at you,â he groans softly when your hips start to roll against his face. âGrindinâ on me like that. Such a good girl, givinâ it to Daddy just how he wants.â
You whine, your hand dropping from your mouth to grip the bar again, because each time he calls himself that, your whole body tightens.
âPlease,â you gasp. âBucky, pleaseââ
âPlease what, sweetheart?â His tongue slows to a torturous pace. âUse your words.â
You squeeze your eyes shut. âPlease donât stop. Iâm so close, Iââ
âYeah?â he murmurs, and you can hear how smug he is about it. âThen you better hold on.â
He gives up on slow entirely.
He works you with focused intensity, tongue and lips and the steady anchoring pressure of his hands. The pleasure builds fast, coiling tight in your belly, winding higher and higher until your breath is nothing but short, stuttering gasps.
You hear yourself babblingânonsense words, his name, the occasional broken Daddy when the pleasure spikes hard enough to blur the edges of your vision. He groans each time you say it, like the word feeds him, spurring him on, his grip tightening enough that youâre sure youâll feel his fingerprints on your hips later.
âThatâs it,â he urges against you when your thighs start to shake in earnest. âGive it to me, doll. Wanna feel you fall apart for me.â
You break with a shuddering cry you barely manage to smother against your forearm. Fireworks explode behind your eyes. The world narrows to a point of blinding heat and the slow, grounding sensation of his hands holding you steady while your body convulses.
He keeps his mouth on you through it, easing you down, swallowing your sounds like a man starved.
When you finally slump against the back rail, boneless and trembling, he presses one last, lingering kiss to your tender skin, like heâs sealing something there.
âStill with me?â he asks, voice hoarse.
You nod weakly, forehead resting on your arm. âGimme a minute. I think my soul left my body.â
He laughs, soft and delighted. His palm sweeps up your spine, warm through the thin cotton of your polo. âCâmere, sweetheart.â
You carefully hitch your panties back into place and shimmy your shorts up enough that they wonât fall off your hips, then turn and practically collapse into his lap. He catches you easily, arms wrapping around your waist, his big hand splayed across your back.
Your legs bracket his thighs again, but this time youâre more aware of the very prominent, very hard ridge pressing against you through his slacks. Your eyes flick down, then back up to his face.
âYou didnât have toââ you start.
âYeah,â he says dryly, âI kinda did.â
You swat his shoulder weakly. âI mean, you didnât have to do that without⌠yâknow. Getting anything out of it.â
âOh, I got plenty out of it.â His eyes darken. âBut if youâre worried about fairness, we can fix that real quick.â
Your stomach flips.
âYou sure?â he asks, though his hands are already sliding down to your hips, impatient. âYou want me?â
You meet his gaze and let him see itâthe want, the relief, the trust. The way he made your hellish day feel distant and small with his attention, his care, his mouth.
âYes,â you say simply. âI want you.â
âFuck,â he whispers like a prayer. âOkay. Okay, come here.â
He lifts your hips slightly, maneuvering you closer as he reaches down with one hand to undo his belt. The soft jingle of metal and the muted rasp of his zipper fill the shaded space. Your pulse races anew. You feel him free himself from the confines of fabric, the blunt, hot press of him against you making your breath stutter.
He pauses, breathing hard. âYou on anything, doll?â
âYes,â you answer, heart pounding. âAnd Iâm clean. You?â
âSame,â he says without missing a beat. âBut say the word and we stop. Iâll just sit here and kiss you stupid instead.â
You donât think youâve ever liked someone more in your life.
âWeâre okay,â you assure him, cupping his jaw. âI want all of you.â
His eyes flare.
âYouâre gonna be the death of me,â he mutters, then slides one hand down between your bodies.
He slips his fingers under the edge of your panties again, finding you still warm and slick from his mouth. You whimper quietly when he drags his fingertips through the wetness, coating himself with it. The blunt head of him nudges at your entrance, the pressure already enough to stretch your breath into a thin line.
âNice and easy,â he soothes, eyes locked on yours. âJust sink down on me, baby. I got you.â
You brace your hands on his shoulders, fingers digging into solid muscle as he slowly guides you down.
The first inch makes you gasp, a sweet, aching stretch that borders on too much. Heâs big, your body adjusting to the intrusion with a mix of burn and pleasure that curls your toes. He watches your face carefully, jaw clenched, restraint written in every tense line of his body.
âBreathe,â he murmurs, thumb rubbing your hip. âThere you go. Youâre doing so good.â
You exhale shakily, letting your weight settle bit by bit. He fills you, hot and thick, the sensation almost overwhelming. Itâs not just the physical stretch of himâitâs how utterly encompassing it feels to have him here, under you, inside you, his arms around you, his voice grounding you.
When you finally sink fully onto him, your thighs flush to his, you both release a sound in unisonâhis a guttural groan, yours a breathless, disbelieving moan.
âJesus Christ,â he grits out, head tipping back as he squeezes your hips. âYouâre so tight, sweetheart. So fuckinâ perfect around me.â
You shiver. âYouâre⌠big.â
âGood big or bad big?â he manages, trying for humor and mostly just sounding wrecked.
You roll your hips experimentally and feel him hit deep, pleasure sparking so bright you gasp. âVery good big.â
He laughs once, breathless. âThatâs my girl.â
The cart shifts beneath you as you begin to move, the old suspension protesting with soft creaks each time you lift yourself a few inches and sink back down. The slight sway adds a strange thrill, a reminder that this is reckless and public-adjacent and absolutely the best decision youâve made all week.
Buckyâs hands guide you at first, steadying your rhythm, helping you find a pace that keeps the stretch delicious without tipping into discomfort. Once you do, he loosens his grip, letting you ride him how you want.
You take him up on it.
You find a slow, grinding motion that lets you savor every inch, every shift of him inside you. Each time you rise and fall, his eyes darken further, his hands flexing on your hips like he has to physically stop himself from flipping you onto your back and taking over.
âYou feel so good,â you whisper against his mouth when you lean in for a messy kiss. âSo deep.â
âYouâre killinâ me, doll,â he groans, kissing you back with matching hunger. âLook at you. Bouncinâ on Daddyâs lap in the middle of the damn back nine like you own the place.â
âMaybe I do,â you murmur, then yelp as he snaps his hips upward, meeting you halfway with a sharp thrust that steals your breath.
âMaybe you do,â he agrees, voice gravelly. âEspecially lookinâ like this.â
His hands slide up from your hips to your waist, your ribs, your throat. He doesnât squeezeâjust cradles the sides of your neck, thumbs tilting your chin up so he can see every flicker of pleasure on your face.
âThatâs it,â he murmurs, almost to himself. âFuck, thatâs it. Just like that, baby. Take what you need from me.â
You do.
You pick up the pace gradually, your body chasing that familiar coil of pleasure low in your belly. The cart sways more obviously now, rocking on its wheels with each slower, deeper pump, the creaks blending with your soft sounds and his broken groans.
Youâre vaguely aware of the absurdityâhaving the best sex of your life in a golf cart while the rest of the world whacks little white balls around manicured grassâbut it only makes you hotter. Only makes the whole thing feel more like a stolen secret carved out of a bad day.
Buckyâs breathing turns heavier as you ride him harder, his hands dropping back to your hips to steady you, to pull you down onto him with each thrust. He meets you halfway now, his own control fraying, the low, filthy sounds spilling from his chest doing nothing to help your impending unraveling.
âLook at you,â he praises, fingers digging in. âLook at the way youâre takinâ me. Fuckinâ yourself on my cock like a good girl. You know how long Iâve wanted this? Wanted you?â
Your eyes flutter, head dropping to his shoulder as the pleasure stars to crest. âWanted you too,â you confess, words tumbling out unchecked. âSinceâsince the first time you smiled at me. Thought I was going crazy.â
He curses softly, lips finding your temple. âYouâre not crazy, baby. Or if you are, youâre not alone.â
He shifts his angle, dragging a hand down between your bodies to stroke where youâre joined, thumb circling in maddening, perfect little patterns that make you jerk and gasp.
âDaddyâs got you,â he murmurs against your hair when you start to tremble, your rhythm becoming disjointed. âCâmon, sweetheart. Give it to me. Ruin that bad mood for good.â
The combined sensationsâhim buried deep, his thumb working you just right, his voice in your earâare too much. You shatter around him with a soft cry, clinging to his shoulders like heâs the only solid thing left in the world. Pleasure rips through you, hot and blinding, every muscle tensing and then melting in waves.
He groans when he feels you clench around him, his own control finally snapping.
âFuck, thatâs it,â he growls, driving into you with a few more sharp, stuttering thrusts. âThatâs it, doll. Just like thatââ
He buries himself deep one last time and goes still, his whole body tightening beneath you as he comes with a low, guttural sound against your neck. You feel the shudder roll through him, feel him hold you tight, almost crushing, like if he lets go youâll evaporate.
For a long moment, the only sounds are your mingled breathing and the faint rustle of leaves overhead.
The world slowly tilts back into place.
You sag against him, boneless, your forehead pressing to the side of his neck. His hands stroke up and down your back in slow, soothing arcs, fingers tracing the line of your spine through your polo.
âYou okay, sweetheart?â he asks quietly, his voice rough but gentle.
You nod against his skin. âI canât feel my legs.â
He huffs a soft laugh, chest vibrating under your cheek. âIâll take that as a good review.â
âBest Iâve had in a golf cart,â you mumble.
He snorts. âThereâs a scale for that?â
âApparently.â You smile, eyes closed, soaking in the feeling of being fully, gloriously ruined and, for the first time all day, completely at peace.
After a few minutes, you reluctantly shift, wincing at the sensitivity as you lift yourself off him. He helps, steadying you, his touch careful again. You readjust your clothes, smoothing your shorts and tugging your polo back into place. He tucks himself away, zips up, and fixes his belt, all while stealing small, fond glances at you.
When you finally flop back into the driverâs seat, your hair a mess and your lipstick long gone, he whistles softly.
âWhat?â you ask, self-conscious.
âYou look happy,â he says simply.
You roll your eyes, but your cheeks warm. âYeah, well. Someone just bought out my cooler and gave me a very thorough⌠morale boost.â
He grins, teeth flashing white in the dappled shade. âAnytime, doll. Seriously. I meant what I said. You work too hard for people who donât appreciate you.â
You snort. âYou sound like youâre about to unionize the cart girls.â
âOh, I absolutely am,â he deadpans. âFirst order of business: mandatory breaks with one James Barnes, who will personally oversee your stress relief.â
You laugh, reaching for the small clipboard you keep clipped to the dash out of sheer habit. Before you can reach it, he catches your wrist lightly.
âHang on.â
You raise a brow as he reaches into his pocket again, pulling out the wad of cash he never actually gave you earlier. He flips through it, peels several crisp bills off the topâmore than you usually make in tips in an entire dayâand then crooks a finger at you.
âCâmere,â he says, voice dropping into something that makes your skin prickle.
You lean in automatically.
He takes the folded bills and carefully tucks them into the cup of your bra, fingers sliding under the edge of the fabric with slow, deliberate intent. His knuckles brush the soft swell of your breast, and your breath catches even though you literally just had him inside you.
âThere,â he murmurs, smoothing your shirt lightly. âHazard pay. For nearly gettinâ your head taken off by a ball, surviving the assholes on this course, and letting me wreck you in a company vehicle.â
You stare at him, speechless for a second. âBucky, this is too much.â
He shakes his head. âNo such thing. Take it, princess.â
You bite your lip, then sigh and sit back, fingers brushing the hidden wad. âYouâre ridiculous.â
âRidiculously into you, yeah,â he agrees easily. âAlso ridiculously serious about taking you out sometime when youâre not technically on the clock and Iâm not ambushing you with golf-cart sex.â
Your heart does a funny wobble.
âLike a real date?â you ask, hating how uncertain you sound suddenly. âYou donât have to feel obligated just because weââ
âHey.â His hand finds yours, fingers wrapping around your knuckles, thumb rubbing over the back of your hand. âLook at me.â
You do.
He holds your gaze steadily, all the smirk and swagger dialed down into something quieter, more sincere.
âI donât do anything I donât want to,â he says firmly. âI wanted you before today. Iâm gonna want you tomorrow. And the day after that. And every time you roll up in this cart lookinâ like sunshine and sarcasm. Today just⌠accelerated the timeline a bit.â
Your throat feels tight.
âI, uh,â you manage, trying not to melt entirely. âIâd like that. A date. With you.â
âGood.â His smile tilts warm. âThen itâs a plan.â
He lifts your hand to his lips and presses a soft kiss to your knuckles, the gesture surprisingly sweet after everything you just did together. It makes your chest ache in a different way.
You breathe in slowly, then glance at the time on the digital clock by the wheel.
âI should probably⌠yâknow. At least pretend to work for another hour before I clock out.â
He chuckles. âFair. Donât want anyone gettinâ suspicious that you disappeared with the course menace.â
âYouâre only a menace on the green,â you tease. âAnd apparently in secluded wooded areas.â
He winks. âYou havenât seen me at the driving range yet.â
You groan. âTerrible.â
âYou love it.â
You do.
You guide the cart back toward the path, feeling his eyes on you, the weight of his hand resting comfortably on your thigh now like it belongs there. The course noise gradually swells again as you approach the fairwaysâthe occasional shout, the whack of clubs, distant laughter.
But your bad mood?
Gone. Obliterated. Shredded beyond recognition by a man who noticed you were having a crap day, decided he wasnât going to let that stand, and followed through with his words and his mouth and his body.
When you stop near the next hole, he reluctantly drops his hand from your leg.
âIâll text you,â he says as he climbs out, adjusting his cap. âAnd, uh, maybe donât tell management the exact reason youâre outta stock.â
âOh, Iâm absolutely writing âone very persuasive golferâ in the inventory log,â you retort.
He grins wide, then leans back in for one more quick, searing kiss that leaves you dazed in the driverâs seat.
âSee you later, doll,â he murmurs against your lips. âTry not to miss me too much.â
âDemanding,â you mutter, but you know your smile gives you away.
He laughs, shakes his head, and strolls back toward his friends, who are already mock-booing him for ditching them. You watch him go, the swing of his shoulders, the easy way he moves, then force yourself to turn back to your route.
Your cooler is technically empty.
Your pockets, however, are fullâof cash, of the phantom warmth of his hands, of the echo of his voice calling you good girl. Your day started with a stray ball nearly taking your head off.
Itâs ending with the memory of Buckyâs mouth on you, his body under you, and a promise of something more than stolen moments in a golf cart.
You can live with that.
You put the cart in drive and head off toward the next hole, humming under your breath, the worst day youâve had all summer officially, thoroughly ruined.
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