The Dark Side

When you find out your mom is a furry

CHOKED

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism

she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box

WHAT

when youre both its out of control

covalent bonds

shes literaly an angel im so ashamed that she came here and had to deal with our american nonsense

Davy Jones is honestly one of my favourite movie villains because he’s so Extra. He introduces himself by saying ‘Do you fear death?’ and he plays the spooky pipe organ with his tentacle beard while pining over lost love. He knows his aesthetic and he owns it.

Forgot about pirates of the Caribbean and spent a solid minute tryna figure out when the ghost man asked spongebob if he fears death

boom crack the sound of my back