enjolsette siblings truther

Hi my name is Marius Georges Pontmercy Bonaparte and I have bicorne hat-shaped hair (that’s how I got my name) the same color as my dad's and golden eyes like the center of the Star of the Légion d’honneur and a lot of people tell me I look like Napoleon (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da heck out of here!). I’m not related to the emperor but I wish I was because he’s a major Great Man of Perfection. I’m a baron but my grandpa doesn't know. I have nice neat calling cards. I’m also a soldier, and I fought in the Battle of Jena-Auerstädt and go to law school where I’m in the first year (I’m seventeen). I’m a Bonapartist (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love the empire and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black silk jacket with weeping willows imprinted on them and a bicorne hat with an army cockade, and a calf length gray greatcoat. I was wearing a red sash under my coat, red carnations in my button holes, and carried several eagles with me. I was walking outside the law school. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of ultra-royalists stared at me. I put up my photo of Corsica at them.

"Marius, you're late."